I Wish I Was 8

[peter991]

A Pattaya farang man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, went to the local 7-Eleven and bought some cereal. He made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to visit some of Pattaya's attractions, including Pattaya Water Park and Tower, where they rode the tramway from the tower to the ground; Pattaya Fitness Park, the Khao Kheow Open Zoo, Ripley's Believe It or Not and then had a a helicopter tour over the town.

Many hours later she staggered from the helicopter. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin twit!"

The moral of the story: "Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong."

[lampard10]

A Pattaya farang man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, went to the local 7-Eleven and bought some cereal. He made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to visit some of Pattaya's attractions, including Pattaya Water Park and Tower, where they rode the tramway from the tower to the ground; Pattaya Fitness Park, the Khao Kheow Open Zoo, Ripley's Believe It or Not and then had a a helicopter tour over the town.

Many hours later she staggered from the helicopter. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin twit!"

The moral of the story: "Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong."

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Obviously a Farang wife.

[A. BOOZER]