Movie/tv Quotes

[Donnyboy]

Star wars

"May the Force be with you."

[Donnyboy]

Jerry mcGuire

"Show me the money!"

[Donnyboy]

T2

"Hasta la vista, baby."

[sgunn65]

I will show you how a prussian fights

And I will show you where the Iron Crosses grow

Cross of Iron

YOu're not in Kansas anymore Dorothy

Wizard of Oz

Never get off the Boat

I love the smell of Napalm it smells of ....victory

One day son this war will be over

Apocolypse Now

We're not from London

We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!

I am reduced to the status of a bum

I invented it in Camberwell and its shaped like a carrot

As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops.

We've gone on holiday by mistake

A coward you are, Withnail. An expert on bulls you are not.

A coward you are, Withnail. An expert on bulls you are not.Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp.

Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

and too many more to mention

Withnail and I

that rug really pulled the room together

the dude abides

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?

The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Walter Sobchak: When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?

The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuc_kin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuc_kin' watch.

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[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude]

<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006562/" style="color: rgb(0, 51, 153); ">Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.

Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?

Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! fuc_k me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fuc_king trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fuc_ks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude. The big lebowski

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed—but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

the Third Man

[oldgit]

"Lets have a bit of reverance,you bastards"........Michael Bates. In the Prison Chapel.......Clockwork Orange.

[bahji]

you're gonna need a bigger boat.

Candy-gram for Mongo.

[chantaal]

"Love?"

"An illusion"

-Dorian Gray

[tutsiwarrior]

'I catch you stealin' our water again I'll let it outta ye in little round holes...'

Fred C Dobbs to Cody in Treasure of the Sierra Madre...

'whatchoo got in de bags...?'

a menacing gold hat mexican bandit (Alfonso Bedoya who also had the 'stinkin' badges' line) to Fred C Dobbs just before he was hacked to death by machete in Treasure of the Sierra Madre...'de bags' contained de treasure...

[Gladiator]

Norm petterson from cheers when asked how he is doing

Norm....''it's a dog eat dog world and i'm wearing milk-bone underwear.

groucho marx ''I could dance with you until the cows come home, on 2nd thought I would rather dance with the cows until you came home.

Charlie don't surf......accopolce now

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The Theory of Intelligence

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers..