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Liverpool Fans Petition for Champions League Entry - Voice Your Support Here.

Liverpool won it fair and square and should definately be allowed to defend their title for sure!. - R. Benitez

Ho ho - of course we should be in.I love everything about Liverpool - that's why I moved out 35 years ago - ho ho. - Jimmy Tarbuck

Break the Rules to favour a rich club. You know it makes sense. Better still, give Liverpool a goal start in every game. - William Melia

I live in Cornwall and have never been to Anfield, but it would be a disgrace if UEFA didn't let a team who finished 5th, into the Champions league. - Woolly Back

I would be willing to give up bumming for a week so long as my beloved reds (they do play in red don't they?) were in it next year, regardless of the rules. - P. O`Grady

We must be allowed in, 750,000 genuine supporters who go the game every week cannot be wrong - P. Diddy

I am bringing out a special "I am a c*nt" badge to commemorate the win. We should be in next year as my family in Scotland like to laugh at me on the telly. - P. Sampara (The Badge Man)

Me and sis used to live near the ground until we were compulsory purchased and demolished. Let bygones be bygones - Doris

I've been following Liverpool ever since Man Uniteds star started to wane and I think they're great at the moment. - Ed the Ball

A team with our traditions deserve to be in it. We are the best supported and knowledgable fans around. I for one wont forget the other night in Cairo. TSV Munich 1860 got exactly what they deserved. Roll on the final next year in Bonn. Come on you Scarlets! - Roy Rogers & Trigger

I travel to Liverpool games from Yeovil where we dont have a team anywhere near as successful as "da pool" but rules are rules, and why should I have to go to Chelsea because of the stupidity of UEFA's ruling about league positions??? - Ben Dover

Are they playing any champions league matches in AMARILLO? If so I fully back liverpoo's right to defend their title and hire me as half time entertainment. - Tony Christie

Derr der be derrr der daar bdarrr darr darr darrrrr bdar bdar bdar bdar dar dar dar darrrrrrr rib dib dib darrrrrrrrrrrr - Crazy Frog

I say let Liverpool in and i will do all in my power to help it. If not, we shall set up a 5th place cup for all those teams not good enough in their own leagues but so far up their own <deleted> they believe they should get their own way. - Sep Blatter

As a MASSIVE Liverpool fan I drove OVER 200 miles on Thursday evening to view the wonderful parade. Although there were one or two distasteful scouse accents on show, I had a whale of a time. Next season I plan to make my first ever Anfield visit, hopefully for the Champions League semi final! I suggest the removal of Everton, their fans are uncouth Northern slobs to a man. - Tristian St Peters

GO RED SOX! - Malcolm Glazer

If you're gonna let these Red tw*ts in for finishing 5th, WHAT ABOUT IPSWICH? I'm fookin outraged! - Joe Royle Ipswich Manager

My team Arsenal will be playing Chelsea in the Community Shield in August. If we win but we fail to win either the FA Cup or Prem next season is it ok if we defend it next time? - Arse Wenger

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Shock admission by Moyes.

By our sport correspondents E. I. Addio and Lunchtime O'Booze.

David Moyes has today admitted that ####### don't have a cat in h£ll's chance of winning next year's Champions League. He said he'd be surprised if they beat lowly Welsh side TNS in the qualifers.

Moyes said, "There's no doubting that Liverpool are by far and away our superiors and it is only fair we surrender our Champions League spot to the mighty Reds. All we ask in return is a packet of fags and a crate of top-notch Carlsberg; we've been force-fed this ghastly Chang for too long. We also apologise unreservedly for calling the Liverpool manager Rafael Beneath-us."

The Liverpool manager commented, "David Moyes? Who he?"

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Shock admission by Moyes.

By our sport correspondents E. I. Addio and Lunchtime O'Booze.

David Moyes has today admitted that ####### don't have a cat in h£ll's chance of winning next year's Champions League. He said he'd be surprised if they beat lowly Welsh side TNS in the qualifers.

Moyes said, "There's no doubting that Liverpool are by far and away our superiors and it is only fair we surrender our Champions League spot to the mighty Reds. All we ask in return is a packet of fags and a crate of top-notch Carlsberg; we've been force-fed this ghastly Chang for too long. We also apologise unreservedly for calling the Liverpool manager Rafael Beneath-us."

The Liverpool manager commented, "David Moyes? Who he?"

I LOVE Scouse humour- keep it up mate, you've got me in stitches

:o:D

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