June 18, 200520 yr Ok.... BIG hangover today... I'm useless at work, and can't even string a sentence together... Can I beat it... anyone have a quick fix... answers on a postcard pleeese totster
June 18, 200520 yr Author Best cure - keep drinking. It's worked for me for over thirty years <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Believe me.. I would... however it's not practical when at work... totster
June 18, 200520 yr It's all about pre-planning. Eat well before you start drinking. Drink lots of water at the same time as you drink your alcohol in order to not lose too much liquid and salts, and before you go to sleep, mix a sachet of electrolyte powder (same as for diarrhoea) with a large glass of water and drink it. Then hit the sack. This takes the edge off of most hangovers. Also, if you normally smoke when you drink, try not to. The difference in hangover strength is amazing.
June 18, 200520 yr Pre-planning is definitely correct, although I doubt Totster is able to turn back the clock. I always buy a bottle or two of water on the way home (if out) and endeavour to have one litre in me before passing out, and keep another at the bedside. For cures after the event, nothing for me beats a nice cold bottle of Pokka Mango Iced Tea..... Gets the sugar back in the system, as while as being soothing on the way in.
June 18, 200520 yr Best cure - keep drinking. It's worked for me for over thirty years <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Believe me.. I would... however it's not practical when at work... totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Stop working
June 18, 200520 yr Author Best cure - keep drinking. It's worked for me for over thirty years <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Believe me.. I would... however it's not practical when at work... totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Stop working <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will be in about an hour... Oh how I have suffered today... that'll teach me.... or maybe it won't.. totster
June 19, 200520 yr Ok.... BIG hangover today... I'm useless at work, and can't even string a sentence together...Can I beat it... anyone have a quick fix... answers on a postcard pleeese totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For the next time, a Danish prescription, works every time: drink 2 litres of Coca Cola, as soon as you can after you wake up. There's an explanation: something to do with extra fluids and sugar etc. but who cares?
June 20, 200520 yr Finger down throat before bed, followed by two aspirins, two paracetamol and 1/2 litre (minimum) water. Get up and drink (minimum) 1/2 liter of orange juice and eat heavy, preferably greasy, breakfast followed by 2 aspirin & 2 paracetamol.
June 20, 200520 yr Author Finger down throat before bed, <{POST_SNAPBACK}> God no... Wouldn't want to waste that £4.00 I'd just paid for a chiken donner... totster
June 20, 200520 yr Finger down throat before bed, <{POST_SNAPBACK}> God no... Wouldn't want to waste that £4.00 I'd just paid for a chiken donner... totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Aaaah, the late night pissed as an fart Kebab run, a treasured cuisine for the young and drunk. I always prefered shish kofte myself though, with a squeeze of lemon juice. Kebab shop at Gants Hill was open til 3-4 am for delivery and even dropped of a pack of skins for those in need. I really should pop back to the UK for a visit sometime.
June 21, 200520 yr To emit the poison before it is fully absorbed the best thing to do is empty the stomach before this happens and before the hangover gets too bad. Mix dogfood with jam, milk and Pernod and swallow a tablespoonful. I've never tried it but I guarantee it would make you empty your stomach.
June 21, 200520 yr Author To emit the poison before it is fully absorbed the best thing to do is empty the stomach before this happens and before the hangover gets too bad.Mix dogfood with jam, milk and Pernod and swallow a tablespoonful. I've never tried it but I guarantee it would make you empty your stomach. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why go to all that trouble... why not just eat dog poo... same outcome... totster
June 21, 200520 yr To emit the poison before it is fully absorbed the best thing to do is empty the stomach before this happens and before the hangover gets too bad.Mix dogfood with jam, milk and Pernod and swallow a tablespoonful. I've never tried it but I guarantee it would make you empty your stomach. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why go to all that trouble... why not just eat dog poo... same outcome... totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, really Tots! Come on mate it's dog shit, I wouldn't eat that.
June 22, 200520 yr 3/4's of a glass of warm beer....add.... 2 oysters 2 raw eggs 2 tablespoons of tomato sauce a couple of drops of Tabasco sauce salt and pepper stir it with a spoon dipped in Vegemite or marmite (for the poms)....and drink it all in one hit. A well known Aussie hangover cure from the Paul Hogan Show in the seventies... Strop (John Cornell) mixed this and drank it when he and Hoges were both hungover......Strop only just managed to hold it down....in the background Hoges only just managed to get behind the scenery before losing his guts....Classic Oz TV...
June 23, 200520 yr Strop (John Cornell) mixed this and drank it when he and Hoges were both hungover......Strop only just managed to hold it down....in the background Hoges only just managed to get behind the scenery before losing his guts....Classic Oz TV... I remember that episode... Taoism: shit happens Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: I don't believe this shit
June 23, 200520 yr Strop (John Cornell) mixed this and drank it when he and Hoges were both hungover......Strop only just managed to hold it down....in the background Hoges only just managed to get behind the scenery before losing his guts....Classic Oz TV... I remember that episode... The sight of Strop heaving.....he did well the little bottler....rates up there with some GK classics...like the crow call.....Farrrrkkkk!!!!!
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