Nymphomaniac Convention

[Chris Lawrence]

Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York, and

taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding

the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo -

she took the seat right beside him.

"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual

nymphomaniac convention in the United States ."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had eve seen sitting

next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business

role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded."I use my experience to

debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are

> > the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is

most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually

it is the men of Greek descent.

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the

Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said.

"I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your

name!"

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."