bkkjames Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 .....when you think all of Jingy's Polls are a normal thing to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieudon Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 When one bowl of prik nam pla is not enough for your pad gaprow moo kai dow breakfast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 When one bowl of prik nam pla is not enough for your pad gaprow moo kai dow breakfast... Sorry - impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matan Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 When you believe blurred vision can be cured in 3-4 seconds by a berry drink with added amino acids. When you think 25ml of plum juice will improve thinking ability. When you finally give up pronouncing "th" correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoolander Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 When you believe your fortune teller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuian Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 ...when you order: "Saparite no eye"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 .....when you think all of Jingy's Polls are a normal thing to do? When you think being called "Thai-ier than thou" is the hi-so-iest of complements! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 (edited) Posting redundancy. Edited June 29, 2010 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angiud Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 When you see an animal in the wild and you think if it could be good to eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Posting redundancy. I prefer this one JT, even if it was unintentional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 When all locals automatically speak to you in Thai - even they they have never met you. or You barge into a 711 and demand 12call 50 baht while other people are paying or You think nothing of wearing a suit, black socks and flip flops. this has just happened to me AGAIN in 7-11 ... so annoying and its always little all thai ladies who then hold the queue up because they ddo not know how or cant be bothered topping the phone up so the shop assistance does it for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 When all locals automatically speak to you in Thai - even they they have never met you. or You barge into a 711 and demand 12call 50 baht while other people are paying or You think nothing of wearing a suit, black socks and flip flops. this has just happened to me AGAIN in 7-11 ... so annoying and its always little all thai ladies who then hold the queue up because they ddo not know how or cant be bothered topping the phone up so the shop assistance does it for them yep, they call them in-convenience stores for a reason. how about this oldy but goody : you get on the lift regardless of whether or not it is going up or down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptoyoumyfriend Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 alai na? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAWP Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Your sure theirs room for one more on the bike that already holds 5 people and a pigYou now speak to friends back home in broken English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 you know you have been too long In Thailand... if you greet your Farang wife with a wai when she joins you at the breakfast table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieudon Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 You think "Brand Chicken essence" is good for your brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahtin Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 The 7 checkout girl recognises you and doesn't give you a plastic bag and straw with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 You go over speed bumps in the Big C car park at 0.0000000001 kph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahtin Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 You go round speed bumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumtong Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 You think you're in the middle of another 'fai dap' (power cut) and everyone's been sweating buckets for 5 hours only to find out you tripped a fuse in the fuse box ...that's all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahtin Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 You think you're in the middle of another 'fai dap' (power cut) and everyone's been sweating buckets for 5 hours only to find out you tripped a fuse in the fuse box ...that's all!! If you haven't hard-wired your faifun you haven't been here long enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I always know when I've been in Thailand too long.... My friends back home e-mail me and let me know that the trout are rising. I wait for that and book my ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) When you turn around when someone says "hey Farang" When you start agreeing that if you dont like being ripped off,then F*** off back to your own country. Start thinking its economical to squeeze 20 people in a pickup. Really believe your GF/Wife is truly 100% different from the others. Tell everyone she's never asked me for a single Baht. Live out in the village so long that even the Thai's think you've turned Native. Come into Town once a month for shopping,and feel homesick after 2 hours. Take a couple of pineapples or something for your friendly Officer at Immigration Visa check in time. Have contacts in the Police (usually the head man of the Province) Think Lau Kow is not too bad a drink really. Prefer to Associate with genuine Thais. Look forward to the occasional boiled chicken feet, and deep fried cockroaches meal. Enjoy Barbecued Rat cos they are the clean ones out of the fields. Start getting up at 4 or 5 in the morning,because theres a lot of work to done,on the 3 Rai farm. Believe that the spray gun for cleaning the bowl is really there so you dont have to use toilet paper. Start breeding Pigs for an Hobby. Come up with a great new idea for making a fortune: "Open a Bar" Wear Large Baggy Shorts with at least 20 Pockets in them. Send your wife out to work in that "straight massage parlour" Get your wife a water delivery round,and only realise months later it was costing twice as much for the pickup fuel. Become a recluse in the Village and think everyone in Town knows your name. Think that Tesco/Lotus are the best Supermarkets on the Planet. Knock up 1000s of posts on Tv. Edited June 30, 2010 by MAJIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieudon Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Your mia noi helps deliver your wife's baby.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tod Daniels Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 When nothing you see here in the glorious “Land ‘O Thais” ever gets more than a passing glance. Be it the inane antics of the indigenous natives or the insane antics of the foreigners . As an example; last year I had guests from the US who’d never been here before. I stupidly agreed to walk with them down the Sukhumvit from Asok to Siam Paragon. It took several hours as they had to gawk at every thing I routinely walked past without a glance; the limbless beggars, an elephant ‘parked’ outside a 7/11, the tourist junk they sell on the sidewalk, the 5 people holding arm loads of groceries on a moto-cy, and things too numerous to even begin to mention. Just goes to show how much you learn to ignore if you see it every single day, day in day out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpdjohn Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 When I read threads on paying the MIL a monthly amount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patjem Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 You know when you've been living in Thailand too long when........ you naturally know when it's "unsafe" to fart with confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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