poor old Daleyboy, it seems he is getting hit hard here - Oh well Shirley, time to fight back in my opinion. Not that Im trying to instigate anything

Poophead

Wookie hole

    It is getting rough Chon. I suspect Daley if a footer fan as well.

Fraid not doc i would rather watch paint dry than watch a game of football, i am neither a gas haed or a sh1t head, rugby is my crime, and as i originally come from gloucestershire i am a cherry and whites fan.

Thank you Thomas for your considered reply, i had made the previous points because i dont want to give the impression of being a racist thug.

Keep bringing on the abuse it doesnt worry me, this is good fun FLAME AWAY

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Hey Dimwit...LimpThingy and PoopHead are actually TWO word insults...I just left the space out 'cause I know you are such a slow reader!!! And how could my brother and sister be my parents you moron...its not even possible....they were brother and sister but not MY brother and sister.....do I have to draw you a diagram?

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Yes i think i diagram would be good

Ok, I'll put it where your head is already..where the sun don't shine..if you get my message...if you get my drift....

What was that chow? Couldnt quite hear you, do me a favour and stand up then pull your trousers down and we might be able to make sense of what your saying

So any chance of a summary then girls?

So any chance of a summary then girls?

Everone is bitching at everyone

Peoples house are getting burnt down in this flame war

There also seem to be alot of surprresed(sic) anger on this forum and it looks like we are all venting it here and having a bit of fun.

So insight if you wanna take your boyfriends c0ck out your mouth for just one second maybe you would like to join in

OHH yeah wheres tuky then or should i say turkey, come on you started this thread maybe you should get your criminal a55 on this thread and take some abuse like the rest of us or are you just CHICKEN

So insight if you wanna take your boyfriends c0ck out your mouth for just one second maybe you would like to join in    

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Did the PMS part of your ladyboy op come free?

So insight if you wanna take your boyfriends c0ck out your mouth for just one second maybe you would like to join in    

Did the PMS part of your ladyboy op come free?

Yep, and can you tell me who your plastic surgeon was? Judging by your avatar next time i would go and see someone else

OHH yeah wheres tuky then or should i say turkey, come on you started this thread maybe you should get your criminal a55 on this thread and take some abuse...

Poophead

Wookie hole

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Child..

totster

Poophead

Wookie hole

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Child..

totster

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Arn't we all?

and as i originally come from gloucestershire i am a cherry and whites fan.

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Well.... your not such a bad bloke after all...

totster

and as i originally come from gloucestershire i am a cherry and whites fan.

Well.... your not such a bad bloke after all...

totster

And got a friend who used to play footie for Chelt town, Steve Benton.

I am LOVING this thread you bunch of soft poofy cloud gazing ######s.

edit:I am LOVING this thread you bunch of soft poofy cloud gazing Wakners.

Poophead

Wookie hole

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Child..

totster

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Arn't we all?

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hallelujah for the child within!!

I am LOVING this thread you bunch of soft poofy cloud gazing ######s.

edit:I am LOVING this thread you bunch of soft poofy cloud gazing Wakners.

 

Hey theres only one pink elephant in this room!!! Is that your penis on your forehead or are you just pleased to see us?

Youre not from Wales are you Kayo? I reckon you are, you bloody sheep worrier.

and as i originally come from gloucestershire i am a cherry and whites fan.

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Well.... your not such a bad bloke after all...

totster

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And got a friend who used to play footie for Chelt town, Steve Benton.

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The name doesn't ring a bell..... I guessing that he probably played for Chelt Town before I was born..?

totster

Thai Visa Big sad prick

Day 1 - Daleyboy admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of LC. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, bambi is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although chownah later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.

2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Boon_mee creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. girlx hits him with a spatula.

3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of tower of london out of Durian. After much persuasion by Boon_mee, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.

4 - Training for the tower of london task is well under way. However havoc ensues when chownah, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Durian. girlx is furious.

5 - Today is the day when the tower of london task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when chownah farts and blows tower of london over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. LC cries.

6 - Boon_mee gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.

7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, LC admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a spatula. Daleyboy says he never wears condoms because they make his penix sore and Boon_mee agrees. bambi goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. chownah sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Boon_mee.

8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Daleyboy goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. girlx and LC are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Daleyboy.

9 - girlx and LC are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. bambi sings them a song - sang som nam na - to make them feel better.

10 - The public vote LC out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. LC leaves.

11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with LC's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. bambi has to make do without the cucumber she requested. girlx is visibly depressed and is comforted by Boon_mee, who tries to touch her on her VW bonnet.

12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Boon_mee touching girlx's VW bonnet over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.

13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that chownah refuses to run because his penix hurts a bit.

14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. chownah finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. girlx calls chownah a lazy penix.

15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Daleyboy tells everyone individually that he thinks girlx is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. girlx and Boon_mee are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Daleyboy.

16 - The nominations are announced. girlx can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Boon_mee is equally stunned and turns to girlx for comfort. chownah is distraught and confesses to bambi that he thinks he is in love with Boon_mee. bambi says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know

17 - The public vote Boon_mee out of the house. girlx says she is gutted and even gives Boon_mee a clipping of hair from her VW bonnet to prove how much she cares. chownah is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Boon_mee leaves.

18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of girlx clipping the hair from her VW bonnet. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.

19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of bangladesh in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.

20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of bangladesh sounds like but chownah says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Daleyboy as the one who must complete the task.

21 - Daleyboy successfully burps not only the National Anthem of bangladesh but also God Save The Queen, sang som nam na and the theme tune to eastenders. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.

22 - Nominations are due and Daleyboy tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. chownah and bambi are nominated.

23 - chownah and bambi take their nominations well and sit down with Daleyboy and girlx to discuss why they voted for them. Daleyboy keeps quiet but girlx accuses chownah of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred penix before bursting into tears.

24 - The public vote bambi out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. bambi leaves.

25 - Daleyboy becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Daleyboy's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a ######.

26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of hedgehog dung using only a spatula. Daleyboy is unsure but chownah is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.

27 - Completely out of the blue, chownah breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the hedgehog incident from his childhood. girlx tries to persuade him to stay but Daleyboy sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. chownah decides to leave.

28 - With only two housemates remaining, the hedgehog dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by girlx from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.

29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Daleyboy asks girlx to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Daleyboy nominates girlx to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does girlx.

30 - When the nomination is announced, girlx graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Daleyboy is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Daleyboy takes his £70,000 and runs away to bangladesh. Nobody, including girlx, ever sees him again.

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totster

That was truly inspired i dont care if you stole it of another site it is still

what the ###### you guys laufghing about - ######en ######s!

Thai Visa Big sad prick

Day 1 - Daleyboy admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of LC. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, bambi is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although chownah later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.

2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Boon_mee creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. girlx hits him with a spatula.

3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of tower of london out of Durian. After much persuasion by Boon_mee, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.

4 - Training for the tower of london task is well under way. However havoc ensues when chownah, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Durian. girlx is furious.

5 - Today is the day when the tower of london task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when chownah farts and blows tower of london over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. LC cries.

6 - Boon_mee gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.

7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, LC admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a spatula. Daleyboy says he never wears condoms because they make his penix sore and Boon_mee agrees. bambi goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. chownah sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Boon_mee.

8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Daleyboy goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. girlx and LC are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Daleyboy.

9 - girlx and LC are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. bambi sings them a song - sang som nam na - to make them feel better.

10 - The public vote LC out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. LC leaves.

11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with LC's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. bambi has to make do without the cucumber she requested. girlx is visibly depressed and is comforted by Boon_mee, who tries to touch her on her VW bonnet.

12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Boon_mee touching girlx's VW bonnet over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.

13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that chownah refuses to run because his penix hurts a bit.

14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. chownah finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. girlx calls chownah a lazy penix.

15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Daleyboy tells everyone individually that he thinks girlx is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. girlx and Boon_mee are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Daleyboy.

16 - The nominations are announced. girlx can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Boon_mee is equally stunned and turns to girlx for comfort. chownah is distraught and confesses to bambi that he thinks he is in love with Boon_mee. bambi says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know

17 - The public vote Boon_mee out of the house. girlx says she is gutted and even gives Boon_mee a clipping of hair from her VW bonnet to prove how much she cares. chownah is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Boon_mee leaves.

18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of girlx clipping the hair from her VW bonnet. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.

19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of bangladesh in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.

20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of bangladesh sounds like but chownah says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Daleyboy as the one who must complete the task.

21 - Daleyboy successfully burps not only the National Anthem of bangladesh but also God Save The Queen, sang som nam na and the theme tune to eastenders. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.

22 - Nominations are due and Daleyboy tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. chownah and bambi are nominated.

23 - chownah and bambi take their nominations well and sit down with Daleyboy and girlx to discuss why they voted for them. Daleyboy keeps quiet but girlx accuses chownah of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred penix before bursting into tears.

24 - The public vote bambi out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. bambi leaves.

25 - Daleyboy becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Daleyboy's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a ######.

26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of hedgehog dung using only a spatula. Daleyboy is unsure but chownah is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.

27 - Completely out of the blue, chownah breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the hedgehog incident from his childhood. girlx tries to persuade him to stay but Daleyboy sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. chownah decides to leave.

28 - With only two housemates remaining, the hedgehog dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by girlx from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.

29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Daleyboy asks girlx to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Daleyboy nominates girlx to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does girlx.

30 - When the nomination is announced, girlx graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Daleyboy is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Daleyboy takes his £70,000 and runs away to bangladesh. Nobody, including girlx, ever sees him again.

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LC does look like a olesbiqm, her girlfireidn loklks like one to..

bless em! YOU CANT KNIOCKL A GOOD LESBIAN, HE HE!

6.46 in ther ######en morning! nakesd and iranimg a ponk frock -0 youy nthink Im jokinmg!?!?!

niot sure if It cfot through!?!?!

good night tomight, I was out with 4 judges, 2 lawyers, the mayor of Patong and a couple of farbaghs- maghiuc!

900 cigaretys later, Im chuffing like a asthamatic without air~~~ hmmmm

tom the doc!, not ther make out doc on the help" thread! the real one! - Dr PP! = to0night we drank, wolf blass 20002 cabs sav!, penfelds nin 398 2000 (winke) and a couple of bottles of shit frencjh crap!

spilt a lot of my shirt...........................................................................

...................................................... im a rfeal catch!! hehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kayo s typiojg something! lets see! nick no mates here, he he .... ah well, Im on the bus anf the its the main thing!!!

rang all me mates, they jeep hanging up!mwankjkers!!!!

jjustbrwlised, its daleyboyd thread! he he - ok, Im gonna give you a serve you unshowered heathen!

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