Now now...

Are we behaving here folks....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

OMG - it would be hard to find her &lt;deleted&gt;...

"roll her in flour and look for the wet patch"

totster

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

OMG - it would be hard to find her &lt;deleted&gt;...

"roll her in flour and look for the wet patch"

totster

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

not that hard baby tots ,

&lt;deleted&gt; price is ............ fan of xanax boy

you know who i mean

Merton were you born a irritating, self righteous, pompous ass or is it something you have worked on over the decades?

It was a bit of fun you do remember what fun is dont you Merton? Why dont You just go back to your unintresting tedious existence and let the rest of us have a bit of fun.

Merton were you born a irritating, self righteous, pompous ass or is it something you have worked on over the decades? 

It was a bit of fun you do remember what fun is dont you Merton? Why dont You just go back to your unintresting tedious existence and let the rest of us have a bit of fun. 

"Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves." - Abraham Lincoln

Not sure if you used enough tact here daley!

"Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves." - Abraham Lincoln

Not sure if you used enough tact here daley!

Well, the first paragraph works according to the description old Abe wrote. .

Merton were you born a irritating, self righteous, pompous ass or is it something you have worked on over the decades? 

It was a bit of fun you do remember what fun is dont you Merton? Why dont You just go back to your unintresting tedious existence and let the rest of us have a bit of fun. 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think Mr Mertons reply and, especially mine were said with the fun spirit of the thread in mind. It is a pity that a lot of people who seem to make a living of poking fun at people, snap when they end up at the wrong end of the joke they started. My remark,and as I said Mertons inall probability too, were meant light heartedly not malicious like yours. So my answer toyou Moog is 'Lighten up' and if you can't take it please don't give it. What do you yhink you are anyway. ? An Aussie?

What do you yhink you are anyway. ? An Aussie?

Oi!!!

Us Aussies are perfectly balanced... a chip on each shoulder!

Is she an orphan?

What do you yhink you are anyway. ? An Aussie?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Oi!!!

Us Aussies are perfectly balanced... a chip on each shoulder!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Nice one JD; back to the fun side of life.

Keep trying to wind me up, Moogie. But I am not going to snap.

I would even venture to say it blows the Ashes into dust.

its a fine line betwixt humor and blasphemy thomas......

"Did I leave my sandals at the back door or the front door?" -

I thinks its called craft disease - Cannot Remember A Fcuking Thing

Merton were you born a irritating, self righteous, pompous ass or is it something you have worked on over the decades? 

It was a bit of fun you do remember what fun is dont you Merton? Why dont You just go back to your unintresting tedious existence and let the rest of us have a bit of fun. 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Oh dear...it does look as though the "&lt;deleted&gt; of the Millennium" cap fits, doesn't it?

Daley : Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

Thomas: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN DISCUSSION, I'm not going to just stand...!!

Daley: OH, oh I'm sorry, this is abuse.

Thomas: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.

Daley: Ah yes, you want Bedlam, Just along the corridor.

Thomas: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.

Daley: Not at all.

Is she an orphan? 

I'm sure she could be, think the family would pay you sinsod to take her.

“let … us have a bit of fun”

Whilst taking the dog for a walk I was thinking about the number of times I have heard that remark. Gripped, as I often am, by self-doubt I decided to take a look back to see if my reactions and conclusions had changed throughout the years.

The first time I heard it was when those snotty-nosed heroes in the lower forth were accused of bullying, just because they stole the lunch box from the only ginger haired boy in the school.

They further developed this form of humour when they had “fun” emptying the brief cases brought to school by the “case boys” in the hope this would disguise the fact that yet again the heroes had not done their homework

The phrase reappeared later when these heroes were entering adolescence and poking “fun” at everyone who was unable to have the “right” make of trainers or track suit. They continued to have “fun” when others started getting girlfriends, pointing out, quite rightly, these girls were not a patch on the Britney Houstons or Madonnas of this world, in fact they were often “jokingly” described as skank.

If they themselves were lucky enough to have a relationship with the opposite sex, they either ended the relationship very quickly because the girl did not resemble Britney Houston, or the girl ended the relationship when she realised they did not resemble real men.

As time when by and those around them began settling into married life, or they themselves were facing their first divorce, they decided to visit Thailand, where they had heard even pigs can get to sleep with a looker.

In Thailand they never really formed a relationship, or if they did, the girl quite rightly ripped them off for every penny she could.

Meanwhile they discovered Thaivisa – a forum where, amongst other things, members poked fun at each other. They thought, well why can’t we have some fun?

Unfortunately they forgot two important elements of all good humour – irony and, especially, self-irony. Hence their undisguised irritation whenever they become the butt of others jokes.

To survive on Thaivisa, without being called “&lt;deleted&gt; of the Millennium” (and with luck getting reduced to “&lt;deleted&gt; of the Decade”) you have got to be a defender of the red-heads, the pot-bellied and the sufferers of craft (Cannot Remember A &lt;deleted&gt; Thing) disease* - just like the Knight Crusaders - Jools and Sandy.

Just pointing fingers at others isn't enough.

IMHO.

*(and not Australian)

*(and not Australian)

Allai wah?

What is it with you guys and Aussies today?

Ooh, look at her. She's all gussied up. What a heterophobe.

This GIF file doesn't show up well - you have to click on it to see Jule and Sand all dollied up.

*(and not Australian)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Allai wah?

What is it with you guys and Aussies today?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'm sure we will love you all as brothers - if we win the Ashes.

Merton were you born a irritating, self righteous, pompous ass or is it something you have worked on over the decades? 

It was a bit of fun you do remember what fun is dont you Merton? Why dont You just go back to your unintresting tedious existence and let the rest of us have a bit of fun. 

I think Mr Mertons reply and, especially mine were said with the fun spirit of the thread in mind. It is a pity that a lot of people who seem to make a living of poking fun at people, snap when they end up at the wrong end of the joke they started. My remark,and as I said Mertons inall probability too, were meant light heartedly not malicious like yours. So my answer toyou Moog is 'Lighten up' and if you can't take it please don't give it. What do you yhink you are anyway. ? An Aussie?

I can take a ribbing as much as the next person, you just need to see the thread about me in here. Unfortunatley after previous comments made by Merton calling me a racist boot boy and member of the bnp i doubt very much that he intended his comments to be in the fun spirit of this thread i will apologise now if they were intended to be just a bit of fun, but i doubt very much they were.

Merton were you born a irritating, self righteous, pompous ass or is it something you have worked on over the decades? 

It was a bit of fun you do remember what fun is dont you Merton? Why dont You just go back to your unintresting tedious existence and let the rest of us have a bit of fun. 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think Mr Mertons reply and, especially mine were said with the fun spirit of the thread in mind. It is a pity that a lot of people who seem to make a living of poking fun at people, snap when they end up at the wrong end of the joke they started. My remark,and as I said Mertons inall probability too, were meant light heartedly not malicious like yours. So my answer toyou Moog is 'Lighten up' and if you can't take it please don't give it. What do you yhink you are anyway. ? An Aussie?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I can take a ribbing as much as the next person, you just need to see the thread about me in here. Unfortunatley after previous comments made by Merton calling me a racist boot boy and member of the bnp i doubt very much that he intended his comments to be in the fun spirit of this thread i will apologise now if they were intended to be just a bit of fun, but i doubt very much they were.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

But isn't everything, you write, just a bit of fun - including sneering at "&lt;deleted&gt; of the Day", who udoubtably share your sense of fun?

I'm biting my lip......

Merton were you born a irritating, self righteous, pompous ass or is it something you have worked on over the decades? 

It was a bit of fun you do remember what fun is dont you Merton? Why dont You just go back to your unintresting tedious existence and let the rest of us have a bit of fun. 

I think Mr Mertons reply and, especially mine were said with the fun spirit of the thread in mind. It is a pity that a lot of people who seem to make a living of poking fun at people, snap when they end up at the wrong end of the joke they started. My remark,and as I said Mertons inall probability too, were meant light heartedly not malicious like yours. So my answer toyou Moog is 'Lighten up' and if you can't take it please don't give it. What do you yhink you are anyway. ? An Aussie?

I can take a ribbing as much as the next person, you just need to see the thread about me in here. Unfortunatley after previous comments made by Merton calling me a racist boot boy and member of the bnp i doubt very much that he intended his comments to be in the fun spirit of this thread i will apologise now if they were intended to be just a bit of fun, but i doubt very much they were.

But isn't everything, you write, just a bit of fun - including sneering at "&lt;deleted&gt; of the Day", who udoubtably share your sense of fun?

If you want to go down that road of accusing people of sneering at fellow members then you will have to include Tornado, harry hacker, jai dee, lovelty cutie and stumonster. All these fellow members also seem to share my sencse of humour of sneering at &lt;deleted&gt; of the day.

And is there something wrong with writing to have a bit of fun? To cheer people up in these dark days?

You all sound like &lt;deleted&gt; to me.

Why don't you give yourselves a "Group &lt;deleted&gt; Award", then you wouldn't have to argue who is and who isn't a &lt;deleted&gt;.

You all sound like &lt;deleted&gt; to me.

Why don't you give yourselves a "Group &lt;deleted&gt; Award", then you wouldn't have to argue who is and who isn't a &lt;deleted&gt;.

I have just asked rinrada to close the topic. Unfortunately what i thought would be a bit of fun to brighten peoples day has turned into a slanging match. Feel free to close the topic malcom.

Anyone who has mustered 500 posts and is in Bedlam is by definition a &lt;deleted&gt; - especially myself.

One member (about 100 posts) recounted to me a conversation he had with a Thai Visa uber-celebrity, in which the latter implied that the former's comparative lack of posts meant that he was some sort of social pariah and a bit of a Nobby No-friends.

He had to point out that in actual fact he had a very full social life, therefore he did not spend a lot of time on anonymous internet forums.

I just wanna know what you guys have against Aussies...

I just wanna know what you guys have against Aussies... 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Everything

I just wanna know what you guys have against Aussies... 

Everything

I smell mutton...