Don'T Start Threads Telling Other Thaivisa Members Not To Do Something

[neverdie]

DISCLAIMER: MCA HAS NEVER HAD A BLOWJOB FROM HIS GRANDFATHER NOR IS HE A FETISH DRESSING MALE PROSTITUTE.

Yeah, yeah, righteo mca, whatever you say, mums the word

[mca]

No mate. Mum's the one who was sucking my nutsack at the same time.

[Vertigotogo]

Don't get your member out on BTS and massage it vigorously; it makes you look like a tosser

I thank you

[richieudon]

Don't get your member out on BTS and massage it vigorously; it makes you look like a tosser

I thank you

Agreed... but I think it's OK to rub a monks head for good luck..

[Naam]

Don't:

-believe your bar girl loves you

-feed the soi dogs

-speak Thai really loudly so everyone in the store can hear you poot Thai Gang

-drive across town to save 5 baht on fish sauce

-burn your bridges back home

-wear socks with sandals

-wear a singlet unless you are fit

-wear swimming trunks in the mall

-marry someone you have to speak baby talk to

-marry someone who's most notable achievement in life so far has been catching the right bus from Udon to Bangkok

-move here if you can't afford it

-invest your life savings in something under someone else's name

-make Naam angry

-bring me down

[Naam]

No mate. Mum's the one who was sucking my nutsack at the same time.

disgusting, even if meant as a joke!

[mca]

No mate. Disgusting would have been if it were my Dad....

[geriatrickid]

Don't go to a local temple, pick out the smallest novice monk and ask if you can buy him as a souvenir.

Brilliant.

[Tokay]

Don't go home with a girl who can pee standing up or has hands larger than yours.

[anothertorres]

yeah people, don't have fun on Thai Visa! this is serious business.

[Jangot]

burn your bridges back home

What if you used to be a demolition engineer specializing in spans?

Then you are an ex span-ish demolition engineer (unabridged)

[Tinkelbell]

When you do that, it really makes you seem like a plonker, a tosser, and a <deleted>. (Of course, now I am the plonker/<deleted>/tosser for starting this thread.).

Are you saying you ARE a <deleted> or you HAVE a <deleted>? In that case I'll just toss'er and plonk'er. And if you have a friend then I'll just do same, same.

:cheesy:

Ian, Just love your answer.

Thanks for a good laugh.

[bifftastic]

Don't reply to my post

quite right too!

[capKnuckle]

Do not stare at other people's girlfriends with your hand in your pocket and your tongue hanging out. Makes you look like a wanke_r.

define girlfriends:lol:

to be honest wheen looking at most guys gfs my jaw just dropps and not becoz the tg is a looker:lol: ,quite the contrary!

[mca]

The bf is a looker?

[Ricardo]

Don't try to give the OP a 'greenie', even though he thoroughly deserves one, as that function has been turned-off ?

[zaza]

Don't vomit or puke over your laptop/keyboard while reading "some" sick and perverted posts of TV members, in the recent fad of martinet threads.

[matchless51]

Do not under any circumstances take a laxitive and a sleeping pill on the same evening. wai the house maid and answer the phone "khun___", you will be a right tosser. and never say right tosser unless you are English, unless you want to be a full on wanke_r, and dont say wanke_r if you are under 30, say munthead.