Future Handicapping!

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he

tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who

were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he

offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I want

to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there

on Air Force One". The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike

Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have

Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized

wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" Bush is a little

perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are

handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I

saved your ass from drowning!"