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I Will Always Be A Sex Toy For Thais!

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Not prepared to settle down, get married, build houses or raise sprogs; there's more chance of George growing a mullet.

What can you do?

Sorry to be stupid but could someone explain to me what a mullet is.

I have seen the expression before but no dictionary or google gives an explaination.

A hairdo where the hair at the back is long and the hair on top of the head is cropped short.

In Sweden we call it "ice hockey hairdo", and there is even a famous song about the phenomenon. While it feels very nineteeneighties in many respects, it was a common sight on Eastern European ice hockey players well into the nineties.

/Meadish (who sported a beautiful, thick mullet at around 1988)

Not prepared to settle down, get married, build houses or raise sprogs; there's more chance of George growing a mullet.

What can you do?

Be a sex toy.... !!

totster :o

I'm a sex object.

I want sex with girls, and they object. :D

:D

:o

cv

Not prepared to settle down, get married, build houses or raise sprogs; there's more chance of George growing a mullet.

What can you do?

Back home I was always being called a dildo. :D

So does that make me a sex toy too? :D

I've settled down, married, got a house and I'm raising three kids and I bet I'm getting more jollies from Thai girls than you are. :D:D

btw, I like your new sig. :o

Sorry to be stupid but could someone explain to me what a mullet is.

I have seen the expression before but no dictionary or google gives an explaination.

Bussiness up front, party in the back. :o

I keep being called a w4nker. Like i dont my know my own name :o , i dont need to be reminded every 10 minutes :D

Edit. Bl00dy censoring :D

I keep being called a w4nker. Like i dont my know my own name :o , i dont need to be reminded every 10 minutes :D

Edit. Bl00dy censoring :D

Who's calling you a <deleted> then...? :D

totster :D

A hairdo where the hair at the back is long and the hair on top of the head is cropped short.

In Sweden we call it "ice hockey hairdo", and there is even a famous song about the phenomenon. While it feels very nineteeneighties in many respects, it was a common sight on Eastern European ice hockey players well into the nineties.

/Meadish (who sported a beautiful, thick mullet at around 1988)

greymullet.gif

Is also a fish that is very nice smoked.It's guts are also very good snapper bait. :o

I'm a sex object.

I want sex with girls, and they object. :D

:o

Maybe a shower? :D

I keep being called a w4nker. Like i dont my know my own name :o , i dont need to be reminded every 10 minutes :D

Edit. Bl00dy censoring :D

Ohh Daley I know exactly how you feel.

My real name is Thomas Foreskin and some people think I'm a bit of a prick.

My real name is Thomas Foreskin and some people think I'm a bit of a prick.

:o:cheesy::D

I'm a sex object.

I want sex with girls, and they object. :D

:o

Maybe a shower? :D

Yes, we all know girls like showers, but pulling off the disguise involves considerable difficulty. Especially hiding the water supply hose, which restricts your mobility. Also people tend to stare at you on the BTS, and sweaty strangers may take advantage of you.

I keep being called a w4nker.

Me too. Everytime I ask a Thai girl 'Kuen Nii Wang Mai" (Are you free tonight?)

They reply with "Wang Kha". (Yes, I'm Free)

Huh! Nobody calls me a Wangkha and gets away with it. :o

Maybe that explains why I hear "My Wang Kha" so often...

All along I was thinking it was a term of endearment :o:D

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"The future of Bedlam" :D

And past, and present... Not complaining tho like :o

"The future of Bedlam" :D

And past, and present...  Not complaining tho like :o

Sign me up for a lifetime subscription

"The future of Bedlam" :D

And past, and present...  Not complaining tho like :D

Sign me up for a lifetime subscription

Me too!

It's sanook mak mak in here isn't it?

:D

Well, most of the time anyway... :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

I keep being called a w4nker.

Me too. Everytime I ask a Thai girl 'Kuen Nii Wang Mai" (Are you free tonight?)

They reply with "Wang Kha". (Yes, I'm Free)

Huh! Nobody calls me a Wangkha and gets away with it. :o

Getting off the self satisfaction theme, are you sure Wang Kha translates as 'free'.

greymullet.gif

Is also a fish that is very nice smoked.It's guts are also very good snapper bait. :D

They're good on light tackle when the Kawhai and snapper are hiding too. Though in all fairness... even a shoe tastes good if you smoke it enough. :o

Hope scampy doesn't read this.... he's been way too much into shoes as it is lately. :D

cv

I keep being called a w4nker.

Me too. Everytime I ask a Thai girl 'Kuen Nii Wang Mai" (Are you free tonight?)

They reply with "Wang Kha". (Yes, I'm Free)

Huh! Nobody calls me a Wangkha and gets away with it. :o

Getting off the self satisfaction theme, are you sure Wang Kha translates as 'free'.

Wang means 'free' as in available. Also 'hope'. Not sure of the tones for both though. :D

I keep being called a w4nker.

Me too. Everytime I ask a Thai girl 'Kuen Nii Wang Mai" (Are you free tonight?)

They reply with "Wang Kha". (Yes, I'm Free)

Huh! Nobody calls me a Wangkha and gets away with it. :o

Getting off the self satisfaction theme, are you sure Wang Kha translates as 'free'.

Wang means 'free' as in available. Also 'hope'. Not sure of the tones for both though. :D

wâang = free, available, off [work] ... falling tone, long vowel sound

wang+ = to hope ...rising tone, short vowel sound

Two different words. Remember the tones and vowel lengths are phonemic (distinguish between completely different words).

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