President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar...

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor!. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".

like the signature Jai

What did Mike Tyson say after Van Gogh cut off his ear?

"You gonna eat that?"

...sorry, off topic

President Bush is walking through the airport to catch a plane, when he sees an old man with long white hair and a brown robe holding two stone tablets.

Bush calls out to the old man, who turns around and takes one look at Bush and walks away.

Bush runs after him calling "Hey, stop. I know you heard me. Stop!"

Finally the old man stops and looks at Bush. Bush says, "Hey, aren't yoo Moses?"

The old man says to Bush, "Look, the last time I talked to a Bush I spent forty years in the desert."

President Bush is walking through the airport to catch a plane, when he sees an old man with long white hair and a brown robe holding two stone tablets.

Bush calls out to the old man, who turns around and takes one look at Bush and walks away.

Bush runs after him calling "Hey, stop. I know you heard me. Stop!"

Finally the old man stops and looks at Bush. Bush says, "Hey, aren't yoo Moses?"

The old man says to Bush, "Look, the last time I talked to a Bush I spent forty years in the desert."

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