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You on a one women mission to prove that the female are the fairer sex?

Come on boys where are you ? Meadish reckoned earlier that we were bullying the girls, where are you now meadish we need help.

I am running for cover behind the sofa, looks like us boys are in for a bashing

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4183166.stm

I don't think men are more intelligent than women on average. However, from personal experience I would say that the distribution of intelligence in men is more extreme, that is to say, there are more exceptionally clever men than women, but there are also more exceptionally stupid men than women.

Robin, Oxford, IKL

really funny quote

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord

said, because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant

you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when the give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when the say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy"

After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. after they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4183166.stm

Well hit back Loong. There we have it, no matter what puns are made, we are cleverer and that is why we get paid more than a women doing exactly the same job..................and now i'm gonna duck for cover with Daleyboy

A group of girlfriends is on holiday when they see a 5 story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only".

Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.

"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thin."

The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thick."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here have it long and thick." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.

Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4183166.stm

Well hit back Loong. There we have it, no matter what puns are made, we are cleverer and that is why we get paid more than a women doing exactly the same job..................and now i'm gonna duck for cover with Daleyboy

Dont worry matey there is plenty of room behind my sofa for you as well and i have a spare cushion to cover your eyes

Keep up the good work loong

Wasnt there an iq test going round in one of the open forums? Maybe we could transfer it over here and decide the debate once and for all

Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down?

Have you ever seen one of us pee? The proper position of the toilet seat is up. Mathematically speaking, the proper position of the toilet seat is a function of the time spent peeing over the time spent sitting. The closer that ratio approaches one, the truer the proposition. Besides, it's actually a courtesy that we lift the seat. Why would we care if we pee all over the seat. You're the ones that have to sit on it. You should appreciate the fact that we actually lift the darn thing. We aim to please.

Why do men fear commitment?

Don't be so surprised. Yes; most of us do know what 'commitment' means and can spell it correctly. It's like an automobile. No matter how good you think this year's model is, they're always coming out with newer, faster, better, sleeker, and sexier models. We simply cannot be expected to purchase the first one we see. We must browse around a bit and test drive a few. Who wants to end up with a lemon? At least with a car, there's a slight chance of it eventually becoming a classic. It simply makes much more sense to lease and upgrade to the younger... err... I mean newer models every couple of years. Some of them come with fun extras like dual air bags.

What's with all the belching and farting?

This usually only occurs after months of courting. It's our way to let you know that we're comfortable with you. Believe it or not, it's actually a sign of affection. Besides, holding it for extended periods of time gives us stomach cramps.

Why are men so uncommunicative ?

You'd learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time you open it you get into trouble with your partner.

Me are much more inventive than women

A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF WOMEN

Element: Woman

Symbol: Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but known to vary from 40-200Kg.

Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

Physical Properties:

Surface usually covered in painted film.

Boils at nothing; freezes without reason.

Melts if given treatment.

Bitter if incorrectly used.

Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.

Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

Chemical Properties:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses:

Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

Can be a great aid to relaxation.

Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

Dogs don't cry.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.

"The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you"

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs understand that farts are funny.

Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

"If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it."

Dogs don't shop.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

"When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it."

No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

Dogs never criticize.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs never expect gifts.

It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.

"Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer."

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

You never have to wait for a dog.

They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

"Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry."

Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

Dogs never want foot-rubs.

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Dogs can't talk.

One thing cannot be disputed,

Women are better at cracking Nuts

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001264.html

Bambi is in the room now . Come on then bambi lets have your take on the great male/female debate, i am sure you will have some good pictures stored on your computer about who is better. You got any little tests that we can take part in?

http://www.auntieteck.com/dumbmen.html

check out the first caption, this is what I'm sure a lot of people on bkkchat are like

http://www.auntieteck.com/dumbmen.html

check out the first caption, this is what I'm sure a lot of people on bkkchat are like

what you trying to say boo? Hands up those of you who go on bkk chat

Heres an iq test.

http://uk.tickle.com/test/iq/p2.html

iq 118

daleyboy, your IQ score is slightly above the average IQ score. Congratulations! Among your skills, there are certain areas that stand out above the rest. The classic IQ test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. By analysing your answers we can discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.

You are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level. These talents make you a Word Warrior.

Whether or not you recognise it, your vocabulary is your strongest suit -- use it whenever you can. Since your command of words is so great, you are also a terrific communicator -- able to articulate big ideas to just about anyone. Your wordsmithing prowess will also help in artistic and creative pursuits. The power of words translates to fresh ideas off paper too. Since you have so many words at your disposal, you are in a unique position to describe things in an original way, as well as see the future in your mind's eye. In short, your strengths allow you to be a visionary -- able to extrapolate and come up with a multitude of fresh ideas.

Bambi is in the room now . Come on then bambi lets have your take on the great male/female debate, i am sure you will have some good pictures stored on your computer about who is better. You got any little tests that we can take part in?

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lol ok ok i will ..but i need to leave from clinic now,

will be here in an hr

your IQ score is 123

Boo, your IQ score is slightly above the average IQ score. Congratulations! Among your skills, there are certain areas that stand out above the rest. The classic IQ test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. By analysing your answers we can discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.

You are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level. These talents make you a Word Warrior.

Whether or not you recognise it, your vocabulary is your strongest suit -- use it whenever you can. Since your command of words is so great, you are also a terrific communicator -- able to articulate big ideas to just about anyone. Your wordsmithing prowess will also help in artistic and creative pursuits. The power of words translates to fresh ideas off paper too. Since you have so many words at your disposal, you are in a unique position to describe things in an original way, as well as see the future in your mind's eye. In short, your strengths allow you to be a visionary -- able to extrapolate and come up with a multitude of fresh ideas.

your IQ score is 123

Word Warrior.

Nicey done fellow word warrior

darknight2005, your IQ score is 127

darknight2005, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.

You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information. These skills combined with your strengths in logic are what make you a Visual Mathematician.

You're able to understand patterns visually and in numbers. That means your mind can create a mental picture for any problem. In addition to that skill, you possess an intelligence that allows you to apply maths to that picture, too. That helps you manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution. You have many skills that are critical to success and problem-solving. Your talents help you understand the "big picture," which is partly why people may turn to you for direction -- especially in the workplace. You flourish in environments where tasks are clearly defined, and you excel at improving processes and making things more efficient. Like Einstein, your ability to detect patterns and your skills in maths and logic, make it natural for you to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.

not to boast of course

check out the Darwin Awards.

I've read 5, they are all men.

A taste:

(16 March 2003, Michigan) Ignoring Coast Guard warnings, David Manley ventured onto the icy surface of Saginaw Bay with his pickup truck one chilly morning. Predictably, the vehicle broke through the ice, but the 41-year-old managed to avert tragedy and escape from the sinking truck. He reached the shore wet and cold, but alive.

Despite his traumatic experience, and despite a day of sunshine and warm temperatures in the 60s, David returned to Saginaw Bay late the following night. This time he was driving an all-terrain vehicle, and accompanied by a friend. Surprise! The ATV also plunged through the ice.

His companion survived, but David had used up his luck. His body was recovered by the Coast Guard southwest of the Channel Islands. An autopsy was scheduled to determine whether anything besides a desire to win a Darwin Award was a factor in his demise.

(February 2003, Australia) I heard this on radio and happened to pass the house the next day. A homeowner was doing some welding on the roof of his house at Port Macquarie in NSW. He had problems with his oxy tanks slipping, so he decided to tack weld them to the roofing iron. That was the last thing he ever did. When I passed the house the next day, there wasn't much left of the roof on that side of the house.

check out the Darwin Awards.

I've read 5, they are all men.

Taken from the same site

The average male Tv poster

Edit: missed out male

hard to say who is better than whom ,,,coz we are different and we need us