Help! My Male Duck Needs A Girlfriend!

[ricardofel]

Anyone know where we can buy some ducks? Thanks and quack quack.

[bangkokcitylimits]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

take him to a karaoke bar near a pond ?

(he want short time or long time ?)

[thaimiller]

Yet Pet

[dunrudin]

It's called a drake you goose!

[SadieMBeagle]

From what I hear, the San Patong Market down south of Hang Dong sells every animal under the sun, including water buffalo. I bet you could find a gorgeous duck there (unless it's the personality that counts, in which case, good on ya, mate!)

[Semper]

To the OP, as I said on another topic about ducks, I have 1 male and 3 females.

Wife wants to get rid of them, so if you are interested send me a PM.

[bangkokcitylimits]

From what I hear, the San Patong Market down south of Hang Dong sells every animal under the sun, including water buffalo. I bet you could find a gorgeous duck there (unless it's the personality that counts, in which case, good on ya, mate!)

Just curious, how much for a water buffalo ? And little piglets do they have them too ? I love those little black piggies from the hilltribes, they are just cool and cute...

Guess a buffalo eats a lot and shits a lot too and I don't want them in my house...

[WinnieTheKhwai]

I suggest taking your duck to some of the commercial offerings available to us in Chiang Mai.

Places like Ducky Club, Flowly Lady, and the area opposite Som Ped market.

[bangkokcitylimits]

I suggest taking your duck to some of the commercial offerings available to us in Chiang Mai.

Places like Ducky Club, Flowly Lady, and the area opposite Som Ped market.

You forgot to mention Starduck, Duck-A-Gogo, Number 1 Duck, Hot Duck, Bubbleduck, Foxy Duck and OT Duck and Duck for Duck.

[Rasseru]

I do so wish that you had a gander instead of a drake. 'My Gander Needs a Goose!' would have been such a delightful headline.

[ricardofel]

To the OP, as I said on another topic about ducks, I have 1 male and 3 females.

Wife wants to get rid of them, so if you are interested send me a P

Sounds like a good match...are they macro-biotic/vegetarian or meat eaters? Drop me an [email protected]

[bangkokcitylimits]

To the OP, as I said on another topic about ducks, I have 1 male and 3 females.

Wife wants to get rid of them, so if you are interested send me a PM.

It seems you love your wife more then your ducks.

[Semper]

To the OP, as I said on another topic about ducks, I have 1 male and 3 females.

Wife wants to get rid of them, so if you are interested send me a PM.

It seems you love your wife more then your ducks.

And your point is...

[thaitoff]

Good morning. Have plenty of Muscovy-type ducklings (white and black and white) if that is what you are looking for. Located in Mae Rim. Please contact [email protected]

[ricardofel]

To the OP, as I said on another topic about ducks, I have 1 male and 3 females.

Wife wants to get rid of them, so if you are interested send me a PM.

Drop me an [email protected]

[smiling mantis]

I seriously hope nobody is letting their ducks drink scotch.

Tequila only, please.

[junglechef]

From what I hear, the San Patong Market down south of Hang Dong sells every animal under the sun, including water buffalo. I bet you could find a gorgeous duck there (unless it's the personality that counts, in which case, good on ya, mate!)

Just curious, how much for a water buffalo ? And little piglets do they have them too ? I love those little black piggies from the hilltribes, they are just cool and cute...

Guess a buffalo eats a lot and shits a lot too and I don't want them in my house...

I neg. (over eating raw meat with blood) for 3000 bht for a baby water buffalo, but maybe that was a falang price

[Semper]

To the OP, as I said on another topic about ducks, I have 1 male and 3 females.

Wife wants to get rid of them, so if you are interested send me a PM.

Drop me an [email protected]

Done.

[ricardofel]

Many thanks to all of you silly quackers............the San Patong does have ducks, but not that often.....as for water buffs they do have them along with other animals.....definitely worth a Sat morning trip. quack quack

[ianf]

Dear Sir

Having met said duck I can assure all would be feathered partners that this male duck is indeed a fine specimen. Unfortunately it's owner is not altogether too sure on how to sex a duck. There are three types of duck:

There are males which one poster correctly pointed out was a drake - or as a cockney may say: A Francis. There are female ducks, normally known as duckies. Then there are those of undetermined sex - perhaps

these are duckiedrakes (or in human parlance ladyboys). I rather suspect that this duck is not a drake but a duckiedrake because of the extreme and exaggerated waddle in the way it walked. Although it was dressed in quite feminine feathers it also had an Adam's apple and this convinced me that perhaps this creature was not all that it cracked up to be. However, I am sure anyone who donates their Duckie to the Ricardofel household can be assured that the thing won't end up as wind-dried duck hanging up in a Chinese restaurant window for a customer to consume. Finally, if the poster cannot find a mate on ThaiVisa perhaps he should try www.ducklovelinks.com

Signed

Mal Ard

Chiang Mai Duck Sexing Services & Son inc.