Tipping In The Toilet

[NguuMuu]

For the men out there, do you tip the 'masseuses' in the toilet? I hate it when I'm trying to take a leak and some guy comes up and starts massaging me. Then i have to wait until he leaves before I feel comfortable enough to piss. Then, to top the matter off, him and three other guys end up harassing you for a tip when you leave as if I actually wanted their services, despite repeatedly saying 'mai ao'. In general I'm talking about clubs and bars. Most upscale restaurants will have someone stationed in the bathroom that does not harass you and knows his position so this would not be a problem.

Do Thai men actually enjoy getting a massage while they're pissing? Maybe I'm just not man enough, but I usually don't tip just so they won't bother me the second time around.

[Mighty Mouse]

I don't know about other men, but I've got both hands full when I take a leak.

It's impossible to get tipping change out of my pocket at the same time.

[pnustedt]

I make the "masseuse" stop immediately and normally subsequently complain - if a restaurant to waiter or manager, or at the door of a club.

[MyNameIsFarang]

Never reward parasitic behaviour.

[penzman]

The guy at Dave's pub is polite and friendly. Far from being a parasite.

[raro]

I lock myself up in the toilet, when they open the tap for washing hands, I open another tap by myself and dry the hands with my shirt or trousers. No tip of course. Cannot imagine somone enjoying this kind of "service". I had sufficient toilet training as an infant and can wipe my a** by myself.

[NguuMuu]

So far it's 100% for "I don't tip and I don't enjoy their services." Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one...this occurs so frequently I was starting to wonder if some people actually do enjoy it.

Thanks for the replies !

[Insight]

Simply an unwanted service I will not pay for.

As they approach a quick hand up saying "mai krab" usually does the trick.

[fatter than harry]

I enjoy it, except for when they press the kidneys and stop the flow.

I'm not gay.

[Khutan]

One of the first times it happened to me, I was deep in thought and then got this slapping on my back, I was so shocked, I turned anound and p1ssed on his shoes and the bottom of his pants.

I don't really like it adn I fond it confronting some times.

[Neeranam]

If you don't want it tell them, if you do, fine.

I enjoy a quick massage and sometimes give the guy 10 or 20 baht.

Have some compassion for the poor guys working in a toilet.

[zaz]

I tip and I enjoy their services

Well I guess they're ok. The guys are well mannered and have a fab sense of humour and sometimes you can even have a bit of light hearted banter with them. In any case just out of politeness I'll drop them a 20 anyway. They're ok.

[raro]

One of the first times it happened to me, I was deep in thought and then got this slapping on my back, I was so shocked, I turned anound and p1ssed on his shoes and the bottom of his pants. 

I don't really like it adn I fond it confronting some times.

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hehehe...same thing happened to me.....I was kind of startled, turned around, looked that guy straight in the eyes and said "may I have my p*ss first?" Since then, once I spot any of those guys I just lock myself up.

[bkkmadness]

Ever since the George Michael incident I have never exchanged money with men in toilets.

Seriously, sometimes I do and sometimes I don't often based on the level of whiskey I've been through that night. Its easy enough to say no though and never get any hassle.

I actually have made good friends with the guys who work the toilets on the Ratchada road, at one place I get there early and they come out to play pool with me if no one else is about, and at the other place as the night draws on we send the guy down the road to pick us up our bottles of whiskey from the 7/11 coz its a fair bit cheaper and no one seems to care that we drink it there coz they are making money from the mixers. For that the dude gets a tip!

bkkmadness - a friend of Thai men in toilets.

Edited October 5, 2005 by bkkmadness

[britmaveric]

Massage bit is going to far while I'm taking a piss - male/female ect. Massage bit in my eyes is reserved for the female persuasion. However I will tip since everyone needs a few bob thrown their way.

[ProfessorFart]

I piss loads so tipping can get pricey if we stay in one place for too long so I tend to tell him that I can live without the massage and bung him a 20 and I tend to get left alone after that.

The first time it happened to me I thought I was in for a sore botty and fled the scene, tucking everything away as I scarpered.

[RDN]

Hillary Bar, Sukh soi 4 - there was a guy there who worked in the loos. He eventually learned that I didn't want a massage, or the tap turning on or the paper tissues handed to me. But could this guy sing! I wish I could remember his name, but I went to a karaoke just round the corner in the Rajah Hotel and when the loo guy got up to sing I thought it was a joke. But he was fantastic! I bought him a drink after his performance - pitch perfect Thai songs. What a pity he spent his time in the loo.

[Canadian-Jesse]

One of the first times it happened to me, I was deep in thought and then got this slapping on my back, I was so shocked, I turned anound and p1ssed on his shoes and the bottom of his pants. 

I don't really like it adn I fond it confronting some times.

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HA! That's hilarious!

Did you at least tip the guy for pissin' on his shoes ?

[Spit the Dog]

As other people have said, if you are going to pay 20 baht everytime you piss on a night out, it could end up costing a few bob.

Usually I will go for a piss in one of the cubicles if they are available. I've had the guys give me a massage before when pissing but it annoys me. I would rather be left alone to do my duty.

[snoophound]

They are certainly annoying at exzyte

but the shoulder massage does sober you up

As other people have said, if you are going to pay 20 baht everytime you piss on a night out, it could end up costing a few bob.

Usually I will go for a piss in one of the cubicles if they are available. I've had the guys give me a massage before when pissing but it annoys me. I would rather be left alone to do my duty.

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[Jai Dee]

The first time it happened to me I thought I was in for a sore botty and fled the scene, tucking everything away as I scarpered.

Classic Prof!!!

[baht&sold]

Having just posted a nod to tipping cabbies on another thread, I'll have to counter that with a big NO vote to tipping WC attendants.

On the other hand (no pun intended;) anyone with "stage fright" should become a regular at Gullivers for a sure cure- the cleaning GALS frequently walk in unannounced and after a few times, mai pen rai

[lappami1]

They are certainly annoying at exzyte

but the shoulder massage does sober you up

I voted that I've never been in a place with toilet massage but I've been in Xzyte. Maybe I didn't use the toilet but I think I was so drunk that I don't remember having any massage.

[thai3]

I usually pay once in a night, normally 20 baht, some of you should try as their attentions can really freshen you up. I once gave 100 baht, mad I know but was a bit drunk and my fav singer had just given me a signed photo with peter+ Jin on it peter

[Totster]

bkkmadness - a friend of Thai men in toilets. 

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..And sometimes more than just a friend...

totster

[Ice Maiden]

bkkmadness - a friend of Thai men in toilets. 

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..And sometimes more than just a friend...

totster

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Yes, like I said I heard this from a secret source who wishes to be unamed for personal reasons

[bkkmadness]

bkkmadness - a friend of Thai men in toilets. 

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..And sometimes more than just a friend...

totster

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Totster - King of the 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink' school of comedy.

[bkkmadness]

bkkmadness - a friend of Thai men in toilets. 

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..And sometimes more than just a friend...

totster

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Yes, like I said I heard this from a secret source who wishes to be unamed for personal reasons

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I bet you'd find a boyfriend quicker if you spent less time on the playstation and more time with Thai men in toilets making a face like your smiley ie. puckering lips and eyes looking happily upwards.

Edited October 6, 2005 by bkkmadness

[Totster]

I bet you'd find a boyfriend quicker if you spent less  time on the playstation and more time with Thai men in toilets making a face like your smiley ie. puckering lips and eyes looking happily upwards.

 

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Yes Icey... bkkmadness knows this from years of experience trying to find boyfriends in the male toilets... you'd be well advised to take notice ...

totster

[BambinA]

Tipping In The Toilet, to tip or not to tip

being a girl in LOS ...no one cares to massage us in the LOO!!