Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

ananova.com

15 years, You could probably do it tommorow, Ipod in one some sort of earphone plug in the other. Look at the difference between portable music players 15 years ago and now (Walkmans versus 60Gb Video/Music iPod)

Musical breast implants...............hmmmmmmmmmmm..............interesting idea.

To change the song, does one need to chew or suck??

what agreat idea,a bottle opener would be handy too

just think 15 years from now a woman could even replace a swiss army knife

what agreat idea,a bottle opener would be handy too

just think 15 years from now a woman could even replace a swiss army knife

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unless someone developes a method to recharge batteries using using EM then this is a waste of time, probably one of the main reasons why it's going to take 15 years

you can recharge using e m people with rsd have implants that work like that

Couldn't you just use the mobile phone charger?

Couldn't you just use the mobile phone charger?

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Where would you plug it in?

what agreat idea,a bottle opener would be handy too

just think 15 years from now a woman could even replace a swiss army knife

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After they had a brain transplant

Couldn't you just use the mobile phone charger?

Where would you plug it in?

Using the normal 220 V wall socket, of course.

Bring back tuning knobs

interesting indeed

im thinking about ,how to put dolby stereo sensurround...but my size is not that huge!

nuff told me

Bambi

Maybe you need tweaking

Tweaking would certainly turn up the volume.

But I suppose the tone would degrade with age?

interesting indeed

im thinking about ,how to put dolby stereo  sensurround...but my size is not that huge!

  nuff told me

Bambi

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Don't worry; if you be installing sound system there, I be well ready to help you set your graphic equaliser and play with your woofer and tweeters.

But first off....if you is being a sound system in the breasts, how will I turn you on?

Very intresting. But with this kind of thing we will never know how harmful it really is until a few years later. Not very helpful when women already have the device inside their breasts is it?

interesting indeed

im thinking about ,how to put dolby stereo  sensurround...but my size is not that huge!

  nuff told me

Bambi

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Don't worry; if you be installing sound system there, I be well ready to help you set your graphic equaliser and play with your woofer and tweeters.

But first off....if you is being a sound system in the breasts, how will I turn you on?

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i will tell you where exactly

Bamboobizer

Don't worry; if you be installing  sound system there, I be well ready to help you set your graphic equaliser and play with your woofer and tweeters.

But first off....if you is being a sound system in the breasts, how will I turn you on?        

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i will tell you where exactly

Bamboobizer

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As every lady tells us we don't listen to directions nor do we, as mere males, read the instruction book In this case.

I will have to volunteer to just feel out the situation.

Very intresting. But with this kind of thing we will never know how harmful it really is until a few years later. Not very helpful when women already have the device inside their breasts is it? 

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By then it will be time to upgrade to the latest format anyway.

(And that requires more than just inserting a floppy.)

Very intresting. But with this kind of thing we will never know how harmful it really is until a few years later. Not very helpful when women already have the device inside their breasts is it? 

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By then it will be time to upgrade to the latest format anyway.

(And that requires more than just inserting a floppy.)

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(And that requires more than just inserting a floppy.)

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Is that what all the girls say to you?

(And that requires more than just inserting a floppy.)

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Is that what all the girls say to you?

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Oh my, but you do live UP to your name, Ice.

Somebody must have had this idea all along. That's why they called them Mammary Players, in the first place

Can we "Scratch" it as DJ and mixed a new song ??

That could be GREAT!!!!

need a professional helping hand guy right now!!

BambIX

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

Doesn't sound very practical to me. Most music collections aren't static - they are constantly changing as new stuff is added. For this to work, there would have to be a way to edit and update the music via Bluetooth or something similar.

I wouldn't mind be the first to get my hands on them, when they come out