kandahar Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 The man was driving his car just a bit fast. As he crossed a long bridge, a trooper stepped away from the railing at the end of the bridge, aiming a radar gun at the moving car and then flagged the man to the side of the road. "What's your hurry?, asked the cop. "I'm late for work. I work at the hospital.", answered the driver. "Are you a doctor?', the trooper asked. The man replied, "I am a specialist. I actually specialize in stretching anuses. " "Really!?" the cop asked. "How in the world do you do that?" The man replied, "Well, it is really pretty easy. The anus is very pliable and you can pretty much make it do things that it didn't know it could do. I start by sticking one finger in there, and then two and then start widening and widening. At some point, it is wide enough and the job is done." "My God, I have never heard such a thing! How big do they go?", asked the cop. "Well, I have done as much as six feet before.", answered the man. "SIX FEET!!!! What the hell would anyone with do with a six foot asshol_e!?!?." Calmly, the man relied, " They give him a radar gun and put him at the end of a bridge". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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