Boater Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 heard it on the Grapevine that Samui might be gearing it's self up as the New Ibiza of Asia As the Island of Ibiza only last's during the European summer months, the rest of the year, the DJ's and the paarty crowd need somewhere to be, and samui looks like it is being pinpointed ! Why Endless Beaches for clubs and parties, 24hr drinking laws, no planning / music regulations ... it could be BIG ! Pacha, Cream , Ministry of Sound all opening up here? , plus the beach side clubs Cafe Del Mar ... , some of the places are here already !, Would this be a golden ticket for Samui to be on the tourist map ? for tourists and anyone connected to making a living YES, to expats and beach lovers, NO , would be a living hell What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 Could this be the plan for Plai Lam beach... they have the space.... things to come samui people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 The only Maserati on the island has been damaged. On second thoughts I might open a luxury car hire outlet for all the rich & glitzy visitors. Another business opportunity might be some of the hansum men on the island can be employed as Escorts ( above board of course ) to all the rich middle aged jet set ladies. We can then start our monorail project to the indoor Ski Slopes if they miss the cold, they can then use the giant waterslide to the beach. All us plebs can then use Surat airport , as Samui Boutique airport will only be used for private jets, they do not want to contaminate the air they breathe. Anther business opportunity, stretch Toyota vans to ferry people from the airport. What a great idea for the re birth of Samui. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted November 25, 2011 Author Share Posted November 25, 2011 (edited) The only Maserati on the island has been damaged. On second thoughts I might open a luxury car hire outlet for all the rich & glitzy visitors. Another business opportunity might be some of the hansum men on the island can be employed as Escorts ( above board of course ) to all the rich middle aged jet set ladies. We can then start our monorail project to the indoor Ski Slopes if they miss the cold, they can then use the giant waterslide to the beach. All us plebs can then use Surat airport , as Samui Boutique airport will only be used for private jets, they do not want to contaminate the air they breathe. Anther business opportunity, stretch Toyota vans to ferry people from the airport. What a great idea for the re birth of Samui. it was a lambo rooo lol Edit you are getting into the samui bussines model !, this year we will be millionaires ! Edited November 25, 2011 by Boater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Can also start a Hair Implant business , will have to think of a good name for that one.I am sure many of the middle aged guys would appreciate it, they will just blend in , no one will notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharp Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Disaster is the only thing I can say the drugs will follow big style even I know their there already get ready for 100% increase and the scum that come with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe84330 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 The only Maserati on the island has been damaged. On second thoughts I might open a luxury car hire outlet for all the rich & glitzy visitors. Another business opportunity might be some of the hansum men on the island can be employed as Escorts ( above board of course ) to all the rich middle aged jet set ladies. We can then start our monorail project to the indoor Ski Slopes if they miss the cold, they can then use the giant waterslide to the beach. All us plebs can then use Surat airport , as Samui Boutique airport will only be used for private jets, they do not want to contaminate the air they breathe. Anther business opportunity, stretch Toyota vans to ferry people from the airport. What a great idea for the re birth of Samui. please do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharp Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 What a great idea for the re birth of Samui. THE DEATH OF SAMUI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Great business to be had with the locals,would be Hair Dye ( blonde , red ) & spray on whitening cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropicalevo Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 That explains it!!! I wondered why we had this strange phenomenon on the island. Lots of BIG yellow trucks dotted around the place creating traffic jams. Suddenly the mist over my eyes lifted. Preventative Maintenance. What? They are actually clearing/repairing/emptying drains ready for the rains! "This must be a first" I thought to myself. Now I see that they are doing this for the New Ibiza. They have to make room for all of the extra vomit I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Anther business that will be in high demand, Glaziers for all the extra mirrors the beautiful people will need to watch themselves. As I said hurry, hurry & get your foot in the door quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brzy Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Whilst most of the younger people visiting or living here would love this to happen i doubt the older people would. Bring on the sexy women and super dj's Samui would at last have some EDM being played that isn't either out of date or cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazygourmet Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Don't dream, Koh Samui will only get San Antonio type of tourists... And if you own a resort, make sure that you are fully insured for " "!The "creme-de-la-creme" who have a summer house in Portinatx have already a winter house either in Seminyak, Bali and/or Saint-Barthelemy... when they don't go for skiing in their Verbier or Courchevel chalets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Anther business that will be in high demand, Glaziers for all the extra mirrors the beautiful people will need to watch themselves. As I said hurry, hurry & get your foot in the door quick. I've got a warehouse full of glow sticks just waiting for the nod from Boater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Don't dream, Koh Samui will only get San Antonio type of tourists... And if you own a resort, make sure that you are fully insured for " "!The "creme-de-la-creme" who have a summer house in Portinatx have already a winter house either in Seminyak, Bali and/or Saint-Barthelemy... when they don't go for skiing in their Verbier or Courchevel chalets. I've sold my Finca in the hills overlooking Ibiza Town....its gone too much rock and pop these last few years.....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 What a great idea for the re birth of Samui. THE DEATH OF SAMUI I eagerly await the 500 Baht bottle of water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I eagerly await the 500 Baht bottle of water! Visit Q bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appydayz Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I eagerly await the 500 Baht bottle of water! Visit Q bar. Visit Stiki Peach..(NIKKI BEACH)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partygirl Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Perfect idea!!! Take over all of the worldfamous phanganparties: - Fullmoonparty, - Halfmoonparty, - Shivamoon..., - Blackmoon..., - ..., ... Then we can finally sleep again. But please, make it a 365 days party destination, not only for the wintermonths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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