heard it on the Grapevine that Samui might be gearing it's self up as the New Ibiza of Asia

As the Island of Ibiza only last's during the European summer months, the rest of the year, the DJ's and the paarty crowd need somewhere to be, and samui looks like it is being pinpointed !

Why

Endless Beaches for clubs and parties, 24hr drinking laws, no planning / music regulations ... it could be BIG !

Pacha, Cream , Ministry of Sound all opening up here? , plus the beach side clubs Cafe Del Mar ... , some of the places are here already !,

Would this be a golden ticket for Samui to be on the tourist map ? for tourists and anyone connected to making a living YES, to expats and beach lovers, NO , would be a living hell

What do you think?

Could this be the plan for Plai Lam beach... they have the space.... things to come samui people

The only Maserati on the island has been damaged.

On second thoughts I might open a luxury car hire outlet for all the rich & glitzy visitors.

Another business opportunity might be some of the hansum men on the island can be employed as Escorts ( above board of course ) to all the rich middle aged jet set ladies.

We can then start our monorail project to the indoor Ski Slopes if they miss the cold, they can then use the giant waterslide to the beach.

All us plebs can then use Surat airport , as Samui Boutique airport will only be used for private jets, they do not want to contaminate the air they breathe.

Anther business opportunity, stretch Toyota vans to ferry people from the airport.

What a great idea for the re birth of Samui.

The only Maserati on the island has been damaged.

On second thoughts I might open a luxury car hire outlet for all the rich & glitzy visitors.

Another business opportunity might be some of the hansum men on the island can be employed as Escorts ( above board of course ) to all the rich middle aged jet set ladies.

We can then start our monorail project to the indoor Ski Slopes if they miss the cold, they can then use the giant waterslide to the beach.

All us plebs can then use Surat airport , as Samui Boutique airport will only be used for private jets, they do not want to contaminate the air they breathe.

Anther business opportunity, stretch Toyota vans to ferry people from the airport.

What a great idea for the re birth of Samui.

it was a lambo rooo lol

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you are getting into the samui bussines model !, this year we will be millionaires !

Can also start a Hair Implant business , will have to think of a good name for that one.I am sure many of the middle aged guys would appreciate it, they will just blend in , no one will notice.

Disaster is the only thing I can say the drugs will follow big style even I know their there already get ready for 100% increase and the scum that come with them

The only Maserati on the island has been damaged.

On second thoughts I might open a luxury car hire outlet for all the rich & glitzy visitors.

Another business opportunity might be some of the hansum men on the island can be employed as Escorts ( above board of course ) to all the rich middle aged jet set ladies.

We can then start our monorail project to the indoor Ski Slopes if they miss the cold, they can then use the giant waterslide to the beach.

All us plebs can then use Surat airport , as Samui Boutique airport will only be used for private jets, they do not want to contaminate the air they breathe.

Anther business opportunity, stretch Toyota vans to ferry people from the airport.

What a great idea for the re birth of Samui.

please do

What a great idea for the re birth of Samui.

THE DEATH OF SAMUI

Great business to be had with the locals,would be Hair Dye

( blonde , red ) & spray on whitening cream.

That explains it!!!

I wondered why we had this strange phenomenon on the island.

Lots of BIG yellow trucks dotted around the place creating traffic jams. Suddenly the mist over my eyes lifted.

Preventative Maintenance.

What? They are actually clearing/repairing/emptying drains ready for the rains! "This must be a first" I thought to myself.

Now I see that they are doing this for the New Ibiza. They have to make room for all of the extra vomit I suppose.

Anther business that will be in high demand, Glaziers for all the extra mirrors the beautiful people will need to watch themselves.

As I said hurry, hurry & get your foot in the door quick.

Whilst most of the younger people visiting or living here would love this to happen i doubt the older people would. Bring on the sexy women and super dj's Samui would at last have some EDM being played that isn't either out of date or cheese.

Don't dream, Koh Samui will only get San Antonio type of tourists...

And if you own a resort, make sure that you are fully insured for "

"!

The "creme-de-la-creme" who have a summer house in Portinatx have already a winter house either in Seminyak, Bali and/or Saint-Barthelemy... when they don't go for skiing in their Verbier or Courchevel chalets.

Anther business that will be in high demand, Glaziers for all the extra mirrors the beautiful people will need to watch themselves.

As I said hurry, hurry & get your foot in the door quick.

I've got a warehouse full of glow sticks just waiting for the nod from Boater.

Don't dream, Koh Samui will only get San Antonio type of tourists...

And if you own a resort, make sure that you are fully insured for "

"!

The "creme-de-la-creme" who have a summer house in Portinatx have already a winter house either in Seminyak, Bali and/or Saint-Barthelemy... when they don't go for skiing in their Verbier or Courchevel chalets.

I've sold my Finca in the hills overlooking Ibiza Town....its gone too much rock and pop these last few years.....!

What a great idea for the re birth of Samui.

THE DEATH OF SAMUI

I eagerly await the 500 Baht bottle of water!

I eagerly await the 500 Baht bottle of water!

Visit Q bar.

I eagerly await the 500 Baht bottle of water!

Visit Q bar.

Visit Stiki Peach..(NIKKI BEACH)...

Perfect idea!!!

Take over all of the worldfamous phanganparties:

- Fullmoonparty,

- Halfmoonparty,

- Shivamoon...,

- Blackmoon...,

- ...,

...

Then we can finally sleep again.

But please, make it a 365 days party destination, not only for the wintermonths.