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Sleeping On The Train

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they

were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....he in the upper bunk and she in the lower one.

At 1:00 AM, the man reached down and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach

into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

Why are we women always accused of stealing the bedcovers?!! You men do it too, but are so sound asleep cannot feel them being returned to their rightful owners....

Why are we women always accused of stealing the bedcovers?!!  You men do it too, but are so sound asleep cannot feel them being returned to their rightful owners....

2 X 22/7 X r

That's why.

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