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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they

were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....he in the upper bunk and she in the lower one.

At 1:00 AM, the man reached down and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach

into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Why are we women always accused of stealing the bedcovers?!! You men do it too, but are so sound asleep cannot feel them being returned to their rightful owners....

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