Popular Post theblether Posted March 4, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 4, 2012 There appears to be several subjects and posts which constantly recur and they have now morphed into effectively being crimes against Thaivisa members. I propose we have a poll to decide which topics and posts can be defined as being Crimes Against Thaivisa Members, and possible suitable punishments. I am no expert on all issues related to Thailand however I will put down an initial list of possible crimes, and I look forward to seeing your suggestions. Once we have gathered enough suggestions I suggest we ask a certain highly talented and amusing individual, and our resident Poll expert, to conduct said Poll. ( That expert being Jingthing ). Once we have established the ten worst crimes I suggest we pin them so that we can refer new members to the list so that they can avoid undue flaming. So....I'll go first then you guys ( and ladies ) can follow on with your improvements and suggestions........ Crime 1............... Bringing up "Is farang racist" subject. Punishment.........Being beaten to death. Crime 2...............Being a member of the Good English police Punishment.........Being forced to eat the Oxford Concise Dictionary Crime 3...............Discussing British pension rights. Punishment........Being put on a plane and sent back to the UK. Crime 4..............Asking when will the Jetski scam end Punishment.......Being forced to rent a Jetski every day, for a month. Crime 5.............Asking " Am I gay if I like Ladyboys" Punishment.......Ehm, I can't think of a punishment, you'll need to give me a hand here. Crime 6.............Being in possession of an offensive personality. Punishment......Guillotine Crime 7............Asking why we are so cynical Punishment.....Being forced to read all previous topics on the General Forum. Crime 8...........Discussing immigration to the UK Punishment.....Death, I don't care how, just death. Crime 9...........Lacking a sense of irony and humour Punishment....Banishment to Canada Crime 10........Asking why young Thai ladies are attracted to older foreign men Punishment....Incarceration in a secure unit. Right, in no way is this an exhaustive list, it's only a start and I will leave it to my wise and humorous fellow members to add their thoughts and suggestions. regards theblether 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ozsamurai Posted March 4, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 4, 2012 Crime; Sin Sot how much should I pay? Punishment... everything you own, sucker! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post harrry Posted March 4, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 4, 2012 (edited) Trolling from Scotland Punishment being made to drink watered down American Whiskey and wear a sporan filled with lead.while performing Irish Jigs. Edited March 4, 2012 by harrry 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 4, 2012 Author Share Posted March 4, 2012 Your a bad boy Harry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 QUOTE: Crime 5.............Asking " Am I gay if I like Ladyboys" Punishment.......Ehm, I can't think of a punishment, you'll need to give me a hand here UNQUOTE Tops! It's the delivery. I'll bet some of our readers missed that one... SC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backwoods Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 QUOTE: Crime 5.............Asking " Am I gay if I like Ladyboys" Punishment.......Ehm, I can't think of a punishment, you'll need to give me a hand here UNQUOTE Tops! It's the delivery. I'll bet some of our readers missed that one... SC Seen it, but wasn't getting involved with that one, just turn the other cheek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 QUOTE: Crime 5.............Asking " Am I gay if I like Ladyboys" Punishment.......Ehm, I can't think of a punishment, you'll need to give me a hand here UNQUOTE Tops! It's the delivery. I'll bet some of our readers missed that one... SC Seen it, but wasn't getting involved with that one, just turn the other cheek! I was worried it might go over some members' head. I know I should have let it go, but I din;t want to turn my back. I didn't think I could just walk away... SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lannarebirth Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 The OP wouldn't be doing a sentence under house arrest by any chance would he? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litlos Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime - Bringing Thaksin into every thread. Punishment - Being strapped down and forced to listen to 10 days straight of American political speeches (either party), will be begging for mercy or the needle after a day or two. Then ushered gently into a rubber room as permanent accomodation on completion of the 10 days. May be considered "Cruel and Unusual Punishment", but hey they deserve it. Cheers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaParent Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Can I open a bank account in Thailand? and then when you've got one How do I transfer money to my Thai bank account? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MediumPaceBowler Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 The OP wouldn't be doing a sentence under house arrest by any chance would he? Or as Terry Wogan once said to David Icke: "they're not laughing with you; they're laughing at you". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) Crime - I have problems with my Thai wife/gf what should I do kinds of topics. Edited March 5, 2012 by Semper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thaddeus Posted March 5, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime - Spouting the well worn out phrase "If you don't like it, leave" Punishment - Force fed "Shaddap You Face" by Joe Dolce until dead. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime: baffling parochial cultural references Punishment: Complete silence, like a stone sinking in a bog in a forest when there's no-one there to hear it SC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 The OP wouldn't be doing a sentence under house arrest by any chance would he? Nope ... out early on a good humour bond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shot Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime: Having too much time on your hands, and starting a thread like this. Punishment: Reading a thread like this, and then taking the time to respond to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) OK; so now are we ready to compile our list of commandments? Time to start chiseling the tablet, so to speak. We might want to fudge a few, though... for a wider audience SC Edit: Guilty - #14 Edited March 5, 2012 by StreetCowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime .............. Asking why their favourite European groceries are out of stock at Villa market. Punishment ..... Only Mama noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohnson Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime : Starting a 'It's a conspiracy against all farangs" type thread Punishment - Forced to watch Fahrenheit 9/11 continuously until your nose bleeds 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 It does seem to be a crime to compare anything Thai unfavourably against anything from your home country. Strangely, the opposite is perfectly acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime: Asking/debating the correct protocol when Wai'ing Punishment: hands tied behind ones back....plastic over ones head and pushed off a high bridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) Crime: Do I need a work permit to work in Thailand ? Punishment: immediate blacklisting from Thailand for ever and ever Edited March 5, 2012 by bonobo reduced font size 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post loong Posted March 5, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime: Asking/debating the correct protocol when Wai'ing Punishment: hands tied behind ones back....plastic over ones head and pushed off a high bridge You mean suicide? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) Crime: Can I extend my Visa which I got when I arrived at the Airport? ... someone else up for the punishment ? Edited March 5, 2012 by David48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UbonOz Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime: what is the exchange rate, Thai baht/Pound Sterling. Punishment: come on holiday to Thailand with 23kg of check-in luggage with one pound coins inside and find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litlos Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime: Can I extend my Visa which I got when I arrived at the Airport? ... someone else up for the punishment ? Punishment - A long wait at the local immigration office surrounded by similar minded people who have not showered for a week. Cheers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UbonOz Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Check my signature. You must all have an erection today to enter posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) This post was opened AND closed within 3 hours this morning ... http://www.thaivisa....er-foreign-men/ Crime: Asking the question "Do younger Thai girls like older foreign men" Punishment: Make him date a woman 15 years older then him in his home country then repeat the punishment here in Thailand EDIT :- Feel free to improve and correct my punishment Edited March 5, 2012 by David48 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 This post was opened AND closed within 3 hours this morning ... http://www.thaivisa....er-foreign-men/ Crime: Asking the question "Do younger Thai girls like older foreign men" Punishment: Make him date a woman 15 years older then him in his home country then repeat the punishment here in Thailand We seem to have had a spate of re-runs recently. There's a 'do you like being called farang' thread running, started on Friday, an old thread on living for under a shilling a week brought back to life more times than Frankenstein's monster, and one started yesterday on cheeky taxis. Are we caught in a timewarp? I get deja vu so often these days... like look at some of the threads that are open just now - SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime: Asking/debating the correct protocol when Wai'ing Punishment: hands tied behind ones back....plastic over ones head and pushed off a high bridge You mean suicide? This is what the BiB would conclude of course....only TV members would know the real truth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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