Crimes Against Thaivisa Members

[David48]

Crime - Living in Thailand for 20 years but only knows 10 words of the Thai language

Punishment - ??

fuc_k, l only know 8.

If 'Khee Neaww muk marrk' is 4 for them .. what are the other 4?

Oh .. what happenned to the Avatar?

[Old Croc]

Asking how to get an Australian visit visa for your Thai girlfriend (without first looking at the 2000 previous threads)

Punishment - Two weeks live-in holiday at gburns' workplace

[transam]

Crime - Living in Thailand for 20 years but only knows 10 words of the Thai language

Punishment - ??

fuc_k, l only know 8.

If 'Khee Neaww muk marrk' is 4 for them .. what are the other 4?

Oh .. what happenned to the Avatar?

Check Bin and Mia noi.

[IanForbes]

Crime - Complain about the moderators

Punishment - become a moderator for a month

[Moonrakers]

Crime - Assuming other people want to hear about your politics

Punishment - Listening to Margaret Thatcher speeches until your ears bleed

[Thaddeus]

Asking how to get an Australian visit visa for your Thai girlfriend (without first looking at the 2000 previous threads)

Punishment - Two weeks live-in holiday at gburns' workplace

Not many will get that, but I'm sure the ones that do will like it.

[lannarebirth]

Crime - Being "Thaier than Thai"

Punishment - Jingthing has to work as a dancer in boystown for a month

Punishment for whom, Jingthing or the unsuspecting audience that just stopped by because their throat was parched.

Edited March 5, 2012 by lannarebirth

[DocN]

Crime: Any "holier than thou"- attitude on any given subject (especially the notorious "bargirls are all bad and despicable human beings"- attitudes).

Punishment: 1 year of min. 5 Ping Pong shows per evening, where the working girls are not younger than 45 years.

Does "mine's different" count (when one is talking about one's wife... !)

SC

Nah...the original crime is generalisation. The latter is maybe only stupid...sometimes even...

[David48]

Asking how to get an Australian visit visa for your Thai girlfriend (without first looking at the 2000 previous threads)

Punishment - Two weeks live-in holiday at gburns' workplace

Not many will get that, but I'm sure the ones that do will like it.

+1 (I've hit my 'Like This' quota for the day)

God love ole' Mr Burns ... straight as a die, and he doen't bare a grudge, because I've fired a few shots across his bow, but when I asked him a straight question, he replied in kind ...

Still can't think of him and not envisage Mr Burns from The Simpsons ...

...

[exeter]

You might as well not make any topics are comments because most of the "commandments" will find their way into the topics given time, so shall we talk about the weather and the price of a pint or perhaps Arsenal's chances of securing 3rd place in the Premier League? As a pensioner I cannot afford to see Arsenal, even if I were in the UK and getting my annual inflationary rises, sorry to bring that up again.

Edited March 5, 2012 by exeter

[DocN]

Crime - Living in Thailand for 20 years but only knows 10 words of the Thai language

Punishment - ??

Explain in the difference in the following words, translated into Thai: Duck, 8, Diamond, Spicy!

[pgs]

Trolling from Scotland

Punishment being made to drink watered down American Whiskey and wear a sporan filled with lead.while performing Irish Jigs.

You're cruel.

[pgs]

Crime .............. Asking why their favourite European groceries are out of stock at Villa market.

Punishment ..... Only Mama noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a week.

You say that like it's a bad thing....

just add chilli, it'll be OK.

[pgs]

Crime: Can I extend my Visa which I got when I arrived at the Airport?

... someone else up for the punishment ?

to wait in the immigration queue for eternity

hang on, that's normal.....

eternity + a week.

[StreetCowboy]

I had a look in the General Forum main page, and I reckon with a bit of effort we could get ALL the 'current topics' onto the common thread of racism against farangs.

Personally, I'd prefer if we could get them all onto the topic of rugby league, but I can see that might be more of a challenge...

SC

[theblether]

Asking how to get an Australian visit visa for your Thai girlfriend (without first looking at the 2000 previous threads)

Punishment - Two weeks live-in holiday at gburns' workplace

Theblether can confirm that he did ask said stupid question, he can confirm that he booked and paid in full a cruise from Sydney to Fiji, and confirm that the visa for his beautiful but well used thai girlfriend was refused.

The crime.....not checking the 2000 previous threads about visas to Australia

The Punishment.....theblether was obliged to ride middle aged Aussie widows on the ship for two weeks.

Theblether is now undergoing counselling

Edited March 5, 2012 by theblether

[pgs]

Crime: Can I extend my Visa which I got when I arrived at the Airport?

... someone else up for the punishment ?

Immediate deportation to Laos.

Leave Laos alone - what's it done to deserve that?

[harrry]

Asking how to get an Australian visit visa for your Thai girlfriend (without first looking at the 2000 previous threads)

Punishment - Two weeks live-in holiday at gburns' workplace

Don't you have to arrive without a visa to receive gburns's hospitality.

[GreenSnapper]

Crime - Living in Thailand for 20 years but only knows 10 words of the Thai language

Punishment - ??

Punishment: learn 2 more words.

[pattayadingo]

2 crimes...

Being a Yellow shirt apologist.

Being a Red shirt apologist.

Punishment?

[theblether]

2 crimes...

Being a Yellow shirt apologist.

Being a Red shirt apologist.

Punishment?

Being forced to get on your knees and apologize......in front of a gang of ladyboys.

[transam]

2 crimes...

Being a Yellow shirt apologist.

Being a Red shirt apologist.

Punishment?

Being forced to get on your knees and apologize......in front of a gang of ladyboys.

Shit, glad we don't have them where l am, eeeeeeer, perhaps one or two but l don't know them personally. YET.

[theblether]

2 crimes...

Being a Yellow shirt apologist.

Being a Red shirt apologist.

Punishment?

Being forced to get on your knees and apologize......in front of a gang of ladyboys.

Shit, glad we don't have them where l am, eeeeeeer, perhaps one or two but l don't know them personally. YET.

What did your mummy tell you about telling lies Transam? :-)

[transam]

2 crimes...

Being a Yellow shirt apologist.

Being a Red shirt apologist.

Punishment?

Being forced to get on your knees and apologize......in front of a gang of ladyboys.

Shit, glad we don't have them where l am, eeeeeeer, perhaps one or two but l don't know them personally. YET.

What did your mummy tell you about telling lies Transam? :-)

I got a clout round the head many times. Paying for it now.

[smokie36]

Crime: Posters whinging about others high post count per day.

Punishment: Being forced to continue posting all day long until we deem them to have posted something halfway intelligent.

Edit: or Punishment 2: Sitting opposite Jingthing on an all you can eat tacos night. Then having to review the place the next day.

Edited March 5, 2012 by smokie36

[pattayadingo]

2 crimes...

Being a Yellow shirt apologist.

Being a Red shirt apologist.

Punishment?

Being forced to get on your knees and apologize......in front of a gang of ladyboys.

The sh*t some of them spout forth I think they should be on their knees behind the Ladyboys

[taff33]

Canada full Thailand empty.

[taff33]

Crime - Being "Thaier than Thai"

Punishment - Jingthing has to work as a dancer in boystown for a month

May be that isn't punishment

[WarpSpeed]

QUOTE:

Crime 5.............Asking " Am I gay if I like Ladyboys"

Punishment.......Ehm, I can't think of a punishment, you'll need to give me a hand here

UNQUOTE

Tops!

It's the delivery. I'll bet some of our readers missed that one...

SC

I didn't, but just came across the thread so you beat me to it!

Edited March 5, 2012 by WarpSpeed

[richard_smith237]

Crime: Calling yourself Ludditeman on a web forum.

Punishment: Being ludditeman !!

Sorry, someone had to be targetted in this comment !