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A young guy has been sent to prison for stealing a car. It's his first time in the joint and he's really scared and starts crying. An old convict walks up and asks why he's crying. The boy replies that he doesn't think he can handle prison life.

"It's not so bad" says the old convict. "Do you like baseball?"

"Yes" replies the young guy. "A lot"

"Well you're gonna love Mondays. We all go down to the exercise yard and have a mini baseball league. The winning team gets extra privileges like an LCD TV in their cells. Do you like BBQ?" ask the convict.

"Yes" replies the young guy" I love it" in a brighter voice

"Well you're gonna love Tuesdays. We all go down to the exercise yard and have a great BBQ cookout. All the steak you can eat. Do you like movies?

"Yes cries the lad happily ."It's my favourite hobby watching a good movie"

"Well you're gonna love Wednesdays. We all go down to the exercise yard and watch a first run movie on a big screen. Just one more question. Are you a submissive homosexual?"

"No!" replies the lad, utterly shocked.

"Well, you're gonna HATE Thursdays"

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