MediumPaceBowler Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Where does one find the prettiest girls in Thailand? Well, I often think girls in the eastern provinces such as Rayong are very pretty. They're quite hip, and I actually dig those styles they wear. The girls down south in Songkhla and Had Yai are nice, too. They always knock me out when I'm down there. The Isaan farmers' daughters are exquisite -- they definitely make me feel alright. Girls from the north are great! I love the way they kiss, and they certainly keep their boyfriends warm at night. Phuket has hours of sunshine, and the girls tend to get very tanned. I love the bikins they wear, and I enjoy watching them by a palm tree in the sand. I've been to many countries in Asia, and I've seen all kinds of girls. But I love coming back to Bangkok. In my opinion, the city has the cutest girls in the world. To be perfectly frank, I wish they all could be Bangkok girls. Thoughts? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Posting Guidelines. Expats only. No stalking. No vulgarities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Just one thought... Troll.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Absolute troll, everyone knows the best looking live in my house, sheeeeesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I think the girls from Iyotha Bvihulda , not sure if the spelling is write , are presentable . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Absolute troll, everyone knows the best looking live in my house, sheeeeesh. So THAT is where she went after I left her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Absolute troll, everyone knows the best looking live in my house, sheeeeesh. So THAT is where she went after I left her... Sorry chum, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi41 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 transam. 2 posts already, be careful you don't get accused of stalking the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 In my Room.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 transam. 2 posts already, be careful you don't get accused of stalking the OP. oooooooooooop's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endure Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Can't you even write your own trolls? 0/10 for originality. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0av63J-OuQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norrona Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Buriram end of thread! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MediumPaceBowler Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) Can't you even write your own trolls? 0/10 for originality. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0av63J-OuQ Hey -- did you really work it out that I was quoting the Beach Boys ALL BY YOURSELF? Coz if you did -- that's amazing!!!! WOW!!!!! You know, it never occurred to me that people here on this forum would work it out. It really didn't. What are you -- some kind of Harvard Intellectual? PS. Much more important question -- were you a surfer or a hippy? Edited April 18, 2012 by MediumPaceBowler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsiam Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) got another crappy logo to go with that ?? Edited April 18, 2012 by samsiam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MediumPaceBowler Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 Buriram end of thread! You know, I used to think BURIRAM, too. You have great taste! I've noticed that Buriram girls have amazing teeth. But these days I prefer mixed-race. My "pan-Asian" girlfriend (formerly known as my Thai-Chinese-Indian-Arabic girlfriend) is mixed-race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MediumPaceBowler Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 got another crappy logo to go with that ?? Why not write to the Department of Highways and tell them that you can do better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Buriram end of thread! I have to agree, that whole Khmer-speaking corner, love the look of those little spinners, long slender neck, cheekbones you could cut moo yang with. . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MediumPaceBowler Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) Buriram end of thread! I have to agree, that whole Khmer-speaking corner, love the look of those little spinners, long slender neck, cheekbones you could cut moo yang with. . . You mean: Buriram; Surin; Sri Saket. Some of those girls really are very sweet. But watch out for the black magic! Edited April 18, 2012 by MediumPaceBowler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4.real Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Not in any beer bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) You mean: Buriram; Surin; Sri Saket. Some of those girls really are very sweet. But watch out for the black magic! Yes, I've had several girls try to use Sayasart on me. I very indirectly convince them my farang black magic is much more powerful and they back off. I also convince them white man's sprog is a magic skin lightener, especially when the facial is applied directly, or as a tonic swallowed while still hot. Sometimes they believe me, at least for a while, and good for a laugh once they twig it's BS. . . Edited April 18, 2012 by BigJohnnyBKK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAZZELL Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Shopping in Siam Paragon or Emporium! RAZZ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaMah Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 You mean: Buriram; Surin; Sri Saket. Some of those girls really are very sweet. But watch out for the black magic! Yes, I've had several girls try to use Sayasart on me. I very indirectly convince them my farang black magic is much more powerful and they back off. I also convince them white man's sprog is a magic skin lightener, especially when the facial is applied directly, or as a tonic swallowed while still hot. Sometimes they believe me, at least for a while, and good for a laugh once they twig it's BS. . . LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vtjforyou Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Aren't the trolls the one who reply bullshxt ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MediumPaceBowler Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 You mean: Buriram; Surin; Sri Saket. Some of those girls really are very sweet. But watch out for the black magic! I also convince them white man's sprog is a magic skin lightener, especially when the facial is applied directly, or as a tonic swallowed while still hot. Sometimes they believe me, at least for a while, and good for a laugh once they twig it's BS. . . You are a VERY rude man! My exotic "pan-Asian" girlfriend (formerly known as my Thai-Chinese-Indian-Arabic girlfriend) is sadly averse to a wholesome BJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meom Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Try changing your routine. Let her give the bj first before you go where the sun don't shine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocturn Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) I don't know, i find it pretty imaginative. I personally wouldn't take the time to formulate a post based on the beach boys, but the fact remains it took 8 posters before someone with a firm grasp of the obvious showed up. Edited April 18, 2012 by nocturn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MediumPaceBowler Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 Try changing your routine. Let her give the bj first before you go where the sun don't shine. Man, I'm kinda happy to go where the sun don't shine. BJ or no BJ. I kinda feel ............ at home. Know what I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meom Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Not really. The place I'm at could do with a bit less sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Try changing your routine. Let her give the bj first before you go where the sun don't shine. Man, I'm kinda happy to go where the sun don't shine. BJ or no BJ. I kinda feel ............ at home. Know what I mean? So I take it that the 'old rusty bullet-hole' is off the menu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endure Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Probably in the OP's head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4UCorsair Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Where are the prettiest girls?? wherever you find them. I've never been to bed with an ugly woman; I've woken up with a few though!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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