Lawyers

The United Way realized that it had never recieved a donation from the city's most successful

lawyer.So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office one day.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying "Our research shows that even though your annual

income is over two million dollars,you don't give a penny to charity.Wouldn't you like to give

something back to your community the United Way?"

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says "First,did your research also show you that my mother is

dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"

Embarrassed,the United Way rep mumbles "Uh. . . no, I didn't know that."

"Secondly," says the lawyer, "did it show that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a

wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children.?"

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology,but is cut off again.

"Thirdly,did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving

her penniless with a mortgage and three children,one of whom is disabled and another who has learning

disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?"

The humiliated United Way rep,completely beaten,says " I'm so sorry,I had no idea."

And the lawyer says, "So . . . if I didn't give any money to them,what makes you think I'd give any to you?"