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How Can One Know If An Alien Is Male Or Female?

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Jeez....Leave it to an experenced American to answers the question. Check for Adam's Apple

Either an apple or a pear. Though apples and pears are a big no-no for daleks.

Soft fruits - mangos, melons might indicate one thing, fruit and nuts another.

A granny smith and a couple of cantaloupe would indicate something amiss (or otherwise)

SC

EDIT: If you're more inclined to the savoury than sweet, you might want to watch out for meat and two veg

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I was actually hoping to have some input from an alien on this thread.

kinky

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I was actually hoping to have some input from an alien on this thread.

kinky

I did not intend any sexual innuendo.

You are fantasising about an alien...

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I was actually hoping to have some input from an alien on this thread.

kinky

I did not intend any sexual innuendo.

There ya go again..

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I was actually hoping to have some input from an alien on this thread.

kinky

I did not intend any sexual innuendo.

There ya go again..

You look like an animal... slightly better looking than an alien though

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Easy, take a look at their greencard, WP, or passport. Usually under the name it says [Gender]. tongue.png

I was actually hoping to have some input from an alien on this thread.

kinky

I did not intend any sexual innuendo.

There ya go again..

Get a room the pair of you! biggrin.png

I did not intend any sexual innuendo.

There ya go again..

Get a room the pair of you! biggrin.png

Alrighty.

Brits a girl right ??

or at least looks like a girl right ??

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I did not intend any sexual innuendo.

There ya go again..

Get a room the pair of you! biggrin.png

Alrighty.

Brits a girl right ??

or at least looks like a girl right ??

This thread is not about me. It is supposed to be about the mystery that surrounds the gender of an alien.

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Does this help with any information re gender?

I did not intend any sexual innuendo.

There ya go again..

Get a room the pair of you! biggrin.png

Alrighty.

Brits a girl right ??

or at least looks like a girl right ??

Looks like one...and plays hard to get as well....biggrin.png

What would the aliens point be ??

Surely that's prejudging the question?

SC

Do aliens answer questions ??

Do they ask questions?

Do aliens sleep?

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What would be the best way to kill an alien?

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Do aliens answer questions ??

Do they ask questions?

That wasn't the question.

Do aliens answer questions ??

Do they ask questions?

That wasn't the question.

What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question.

That is an interesting thought...

If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know?

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Why would they have human genders? They might build themselves in factories.

Aliens, something or someone, that can be different in nature. coffee1.gif

That is an interesting thought. I always imagined that if I met an alien, it would be similar to a human but just a bit different. Indeed, if and when I meet an alien, it may prove to be nothing like a human at all.

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That would depend if they were pleiadian, anunnaki, dracos, cetians, etc.

What would be the best way to kill an alien?

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with kindness. Or perhaps softly, with your tears

SC

That would depend if they were pleiadian, anunnaki, dracos, cetians, etc.

with a cricket bat....but be prepared for recriminations.....may be better not to.

What would be the best way to kill an alien?

Throwing one off a balcony is the preferred method, I've heard. :rolleyes:

You will need to meet an alien and apply the 'Crocodile Dundee' test.

Hopefully before they think to get out their 'anal probe'.

What would be the best way to kill an alien?

Throwing one off a balcony is the preferred method, I've heard. rolleyes.gif

I'm a little confused here. The OP asked how to tell the sex of an alien and now he wants to know the best way to kill one.....ermm.gif

Is there different ways for a male alien to be killed as to a female alien being killed......sad.png

Also be interesting to know, what these aliens have done to the OP, to warrant such action.

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What would be the best way to kill an alien?

Throwing one off a balcony is the preferred method, I've heard. rolleyes.gif

I'm a little confused here. The OP asked how to tell the sex of an alien and now he wants to know the best way to kill one.....ermm.gif

Is there different ways for a male alien to be killed as to a female alien being killed......sad.png

Also be interesting to know, what these aliens have done to the OP, to warrant such action.

It is a long story...

Is there different ways for a male alien to be killed as to a female alien being killed......sad.png

Also be interesting to know, what these aliens have done to the OP, to warrant such action.

The OP is not talking about aliens in general ...... but an alien in particular.

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Is there different ways for a male alien to be killed as to a female alien being killed......sad.png

Also be interesting to know, what these aliens have done to the OP, to warrant such action.

The OP is not talking about aliens in general ...... but an alien in particular.

One is scary enough already...

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