Lone Ranger And Tonto.

Is this just for cable user's and not those that can only use a satellite dish as my understanding is that if you have cable you currently get 11 HD channels where as with satellite we only get 3 of which 1 is Thai and what about gold subscribers what do they get !!!!

The lone ranger and Tonto were riding across the prairie when the Lone Ranger stopped his horse and remarked to Tonto," I think we are lost ,Find out where we are" Tonto jumped from his horse ,put his ear to the ground and stated ,"Buffalo come". The Lone Ranger looked all around him, even to the horizon. He could not even detect any dust. He said to Tonto, " You are very good, How do you know this?' Tonto replied ," STICKY EAR!"