Sean And Patrick

[Ron19]

Sean is the pastor of a Church of England parish on the Northern Ireland/South Ireland border

and Patrick is the priest in the Roman Catholic Church across the road.

One day they are seen together,pounding a sign into the ground which says :

Ta end is near !

Turn yerself arount afor it is too late !

As a car speeds past them,the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone

you Oirish religious nutters ! We don't need your lectures."

From the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash.

Shaking his head, Rev Patrick says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

"Yaa," Sean agrees, then asks," Do ya tink maybe da sign should say, Bridge Out ?"