Aussie Pick Up Line

[Ron19]

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and ask's, " Is your date running late ? "

" No ",he replies," I just got this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it. "

The intrigued woman says," A state-of-the-art watch ? What is so special abou it ?"

The Aussie explains. " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady say's," What's it telling you now ?"

" Well,it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies."Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties! "

The Aussie bloke smiles,taps his watch says, " Bloody thing's an hour fast ! "