2 Dogs At The Thai Vets

[Surin steve]

Two dogs wait in the waiting room of the local vet in pattaya Fido and Rover

Fido asks Rover what are you here for

"Ho big problem " he says " you see my owner is a farang and he's tought me from being a puppy to look after the misses and the house so when the master went away for a while I thought I was doing right you see this strange guy came into the house and went into the bedroom with the miss's I thought he was attacking her so I went and bit him on the arse how was I supposed to know he was the secret toy boy so now I fear the worse I think I'm here for the lethal injection but tell me why are you here

So rover says " well like you my master is also farang and he's also away at the moment the thing is I was in the bedroom last night with the miss'es she was on the phone to her hubby when she dropped the phone on the floor she went down on all fours to pick up the phone and I noticed that she had no knickers on I just couldn't control my self I mounted her and shagged her I just couldn't help it "

Oh dear says Fido I supposs your here for the lethal injection as well then

Oh no says Rover "just to get my nails clipped "