An 'all nighter' means you didn't get up to pee.

You keep repeating yourself without realising it.

There is more hair in your nostrils, ears and eyebrows than there is on the top of your head.

You don't sleep with your teeth anymore.

You keep repeating yourself without realising it.

The bits that don't hurt don't work.

You have a party and the neighbours don't notice.

You keep repeating yourself without realising it.

There's more food than beer in your fridge.

You remember when the latest pop song came out the first time around.

You keep repeating yourself without realising it.

Your kids don't want you to meet their friends in case you embarrass them.

Conversations with young people begin with you saying "When I was your age."

You keep repeating yourself without realising it.

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