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Can Going To Australia Make You A Kangaroo?

brit1984
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Can going to Australia make you a kangaroo? 30 members have voted

  1. 1. Can going to Australia make you a kangaroo?

    • Yes
      52%
      13
    • No
      8%
      2
    • I don't understand
      16%
      4
    • I rather not to say
      8%
      2
    • All of the above
      16%
      4

  2. 2. Can looking through a telescope transport you into outer space?

    • Yes
      48%
      12
    • No
      32%
      8
    • I don't know
      0%
      0
    • I don't care
      12%
      3
    • Other (please explain in thread)
      8%
      2

  3. 3. Can reading the bible make you become god?

    • Yes
      24%
      6
    • No
      36%
      9
    • Yes but only the first edition
      0%
      0
    • Abstain for religious reasons
      16%
      4
    • I forgot the question
      24%
      6

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Answer 1: yes, as I hop between Australia and Thailand

Answer 2: No. will understand from answer to Question 3

Answer 3: No. As people often say to me "O! my God"

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    Is this in the same vein as, if I buy that work-out machine I will have a six pack and not the Brewery that I am blessed with now?

    Oh, BTW, we won the Squash Final tonight!

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    Is this in the same vein as, if I buy that work-out machine I will have a six pack and not the Brewery that I am blessed with now?

    Oh, BTW, we won the Squash Final tonight!

    Congratulations......clap2.gif

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    Is this in the same vein as, if I buy that work-out machine I will have a six pack and not the Brewery that I am blessed with now?

    Oh, BTW, we won the Squash Final tonight!

    Awesome! Have you been tested for performance enhancing drugs?

    Not sure about my answers to the poll, but I want to know why my Ozzie mates always talk about having Rhubarb on the front of their Ute's. Is it a kind of luck thing or for the Kangaroos to eat ? whistling.gif

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    Not sure about my answers to the poll, but I want to know why my Ozzie mates always talk about having Rhubarb on the front of their Ute's. Is it a kind of luck thing or for the Kangaroos to eat ? whistling.gif

    I had a girlfriend named Rhubarb once .. maybe that's what they meant ... rolleyes.gif

    post-104736-0-70948600-1345604576_thumb. and for the City Coyboys post-104736-0-43040600-1345604574_thumb.

    Alternatively ... if they were 'real men's utes' ... they have a 'Roo Bar' ... Kangraroo Bullbar.

    put the xxxx down boys,, think youve had enough cheesy.gif

    Ref the telescope question.

    Depends on what end you're looking through and what you've been smoking.

    I polish my spacehopper every weekend. I am a God of love. rolleyes.gif

    make you a Kangaroo? Why would you want that?..better make a few Aussie lasses..if yo want to make sheep maybe you should consider NZ?

    or when the Australian guy comes here - I guess the girls might hope to see a Cockatoo.

    Can going to Scotland make you a haggis?

    • 3 weeks later...

    Does eating too much lamb make you bah ?

    Just had 5 chops, roasted potatoes, roasted butternut pumpkin, steamed asparagus and snow peas with onion gravy...mmmmm

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