An English Bloke Driving Around The Back Blocks Of Sydney.

[Ron19]

One day an english bloke was driving aroung the backblocks of

Sydney one day, when he saw a little girl in the paddock next to

him. With the little girl was a gigantic bull, that was

preparing to gore the little girl.

The Pom took action. He slammed on the brakes of his car, jumped

out, ran over and jumped the barbed wire fence, grabbed the bull

by it's horns, flipped it over and broke it's back.

An Aussie reporter saw the whole thing, and after the bull was

dead (not being aware that the guy was english) he rushed over

to congratulate him.

"That was absolutly bloody fantastic mate! It'll make front page

news, just give me your details,"

So the Pom gives him his details. A day later he buys the

newspaper and looks at the headline. It reads POMMY BASTARD

KILLS CHILDS PET