Water Buffalo Attack And Gore Scottish Man.....severely Injured.

[theblether]

This poor man was hospitalized after an attack by Water Buffalo.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/News/Fife/article/24733/buffalo-farmer-grateful-for-support-after-being-gored-by-herd.html

[theblether]

In a later interview with the police, the Water Buffalo confessed it's guilt and offered up her plea of mitigation.........extract of interview to follow.........

" I met Steven in a bar at Nana Plaza, he look so good, so hansum, not like other farang buffalo with big belly and smelly too much, Steven he have hair and he have teeth that he not take out at night in bedroom, I love him mak mak. He tell me that he love me and he no have gik, many time I talk with him on skype and he make me laugh mak mak, we make plan for future and he get visa for me go marry with him in Scotland. I very happy, I love Steven long time."

" I go airport and cannot get seat good for me, he no like spend money too much, he get seat for me in economy and I cannot sit down very good, my 4 legs no have room move. Toilet on aeroplane too small I cannot go pee pee and many hour I wait leg cross much pain for me. I meet him at airport and he not say he love me too much, he take me to house, very beautiful and I very happy, then he say I must go stay in field.I think he joking me, I go field to see if he joking me and he close gate I cannot get out. He is bad man he traffic me and he tell me lie, he have many many gik and I no happy, he come to field with friend take photo so I get angry and kick his head in. "

" I no like stupid Scottish buffalo man tell lie me........he no come back Thailand I get many Ladyboy friend fix him good ".

Oh well looks like just another Thai / farang relationship gone to the dogs.

I'll get my coat.

[autan]

If you sit down amongst a herd of buffalo, Scottish or not. You are going to get gored. What the hell is he kneeling down for anyways.

I know the Scotts can be hard beggars, (Robert Carlisle, Sean Connery, Rab C Nesbitt to name but a few), but to crouch down on the floor was a little of a c--k tease. He was gangraped and I quote:

"The animals dragged him about 50 yards across a field and through a pond, leaving him bloodied and bruised and with severe puncture wounds to his lower body."

''I still don't have a timescale for how long I'll be in hospital — they are still finding the true extent of my injuries.

''Some of the wounds are rather unusual and there will be a bit more surgery towards the middle of the week.

Note to self. Never visit water buffalo in Scotland.

[GuestHouse]

I can see some cultural confusion coming out of this.

Sick Farang has medical bill to be paid by Thai owner of Water Buffalo.

[Crossy]

Hope he makes a full recovery.

Turning your back on a herd/flock/gaggle of anything with young is never a smart move, you never know what's going on behind you.

Fortunately these weren't Thai buffalo, and the attack did not take place in Thailand so I'll have to close this, but be warned, those big, dumb, glossy creatures (Thai buffalo, not Scotsmen) are not nearly as peaceful as they look.