Paddy And His Bmw

[Pormax]

Paddie was not a happy chappie.

After many years owning a BMW he thought it was time to upgrade to a newer model and for the first time, to go for an automatic.

But two days after getting his new car he was getting so frustrated and rang the BMW service department.

The customer service lady anserwed and said " How can I help you Sir'

Paddy " I bought a new BMW from you 2 days ago and it is rubbish"

Customer service lady: " I am sorry to hear you are not happy, can you explain to me what the problem is"

Paddy: " It is almost certain that I have a faulty gearbox, I can't drive it at night only during the day"

Lady: " Please try and explain exactly what you mean"

Paddy: I drove it to work ok and when I finished work at 10pm the car would not go so I had to walk home, I am really very unhappy"

Lady; "We will do all we can to help you, Is the car working now?"

Paddy: " Yes as I already told you it works fine in the day, so because it is Daytime now". I put it into 'D' and it is fine. It is at night when I put it into 'N' for Nighttime driving it won't go"

Lady bursting out with laughter.

Paddy: "This is no laughing matter, I paid a lot for this car and there is also another problem with the gearbox"

Lady (unable to stop laughing) " And what is that Sir?"

Paddy; Well I was stopped at some traffic lights when some young lads came up beside me in their flash car giving me the finger etc

so I thought I would show them. I put the car into 'R' for Race and hit the car behind me!!"

Lady (now in hysterics) managed to blurt out " I think you had best talk to my supervisor Sir, please hold"..