October 3, 201213 yr Popular Post Investigators & Clairvoyants . No previous experience or training required. Job function , solving crimes via guessing , assuming & conspiracy theories. Job requirements: No field work required, just armchair sleuthing.Computer essential for reporting. Keyboard & spell checker a plus. Please forward resume via PM. All applications will be treated with utmost confidentiality.
October 4, 201213 yr Author I used to do a bit with the Tarot cards, does that count ? You are a shoe in.
October 4, 201213 yr There seems to be enough candidates, around here, should be easy to find! This will be a hot topic in no time.....
October 4, 201213 yr Author There seems to be enough candidates, around here, should be easy to find! This will be a hot topic in no time..... Taking a long time vetting them all, even the armchair critics are having a hard time.Need an assistant.
October 4, 201213 yr Great ! When do I start ? Are there any perks as no pay I presume ? I don't even mind getting some hands on time
October 4, 201213 yr Great ! When do I start ? Are there any perks as no pay I presume ? I don't even mind getting some hands on time Having to ask these questions Bert means you don't have much chance of getting the job. You should have assumed you know the answers already. Mind you, I'm surprised a spell checker is an advantage, there is a slim chance we shall be able to understand the winners posts.
October 4, 201213 yr Great ! When do I start ? Are there any perks as no pay I presume ? I don't even mind getting some hands on time Having to ask these questions Bert means you don't have much chance of getting the job. You should have assumed you know the answers already. Mind you, I'm surprised a spell checker is an advantage, there is a slim chance we shall be able to understand the winners posts. To funny!
October 4, 201213 yr It rained all day yesterday. What would you know about it? Bangrak you say...?....ah well this was in Maenam......yes yes I'm sure....I saw a guy who lives there with a brolly coming out of Tesco....didn't have his dog with him neither....not surprising with the number of burglaries there nowadays.....whassat?....crock of what?....nah mate straight up....an Iphone 5 an all...yeah from his balcony....I know terrible....and with 4G arriving next week too....must be pissed off yeah.....want another beer mate?......no?....ok.....just the one then.....!
October 4, 201213 yr Great ! When do I start ? Are there any perks as no pay I presume ? I don't even mind getting some hands on time Having to ask these questions Bert means you don't have much chance of getting the job. You should have assumed you know the answers already. Mind you, I'm surprised a spell checker is an advantage, there is a slim chance we shall be able to understand the winners posts. I was always told that if you don't ask you don't get. it has served me well throughout my life. I have been on may a job and asked the guys how much dig money they were gettiong and they all said none. Which was strange as I was getting 25 quid a night. it turned out that the supervisor was pocketing their money as when they started they didn't ask about it so he never gave it to them. those that asked got it. So am I through to the next round of selection or am I binned
October 4, 201213 yr Great ! When do I start ? Are there any perks as no pay I presume ? I don't even mind getting some hands on time Having to ask these questions Bert means you don't have much chance of getting the job. You should have assumed you know the answers already. Mind you, I'm surprised a spell checker is an advantage, there is a slim chance we shall be able to understand the winners posts. I was always told that if you don't ask you don't get. it has served me well throughout my life. I have been on may a job and asked the guys how much dig money they were gettiong and they all said none. Which was strange as I was getting 25 quid a night. it turned out that the supervisor was pocketing their money as when they started they didn't ask about it so he never gave it to them. those that asked got it. So am I through to the next round of selection or am I binned I predicted this thread three days ago. Looks like Poor Sucker's ahead of you in the job stakes Bert.
October 4, 201213 yr I predicted this thread three days ago. Looks like Poor Sucker's ahead of you in the job stakes Bert. He's ahead of us all - no contest.
October 4, 201213 yr WORK PERMIT REQUIRED IF USING YOUR BRAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As I have what could only ever in a court of law could be loosely called a brain that surely means I have the upper hand as I wouldn't need a permit. Just when I thought I had it in the bag. I've spent all day looking for my Tarot cards but can't seem to find them which was surely an Omen I suppose I will just have to go drown my sorrows for yet another of life's injustices I know when I am beaten by the better man
October 4, 201213 yr WORK PERMIT REQUIRED IF USING YOUR BRAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As I have what could only ever in a court of law could be loosely called a brain that surely means I have the upper hand as I wouldn't need a permit. Just when I thought I had it in the bag. I've spent all day looking for my Tarot cards but can't seem to find them which was surely an Omen I suppose I will just have to go drown my sorrows for yet another of life's injustices I know when I am beaten by the better man Crikey, don't give up hope Bert, you never know PS may need a deputy in case he ever becomes of sound mind.
October 4, 201213 yr I knew one of us would mention that we'd need a work permit to do this job! ha, busted by ourselves!
October 5, 201213 yr Author Troll fixer. Just employed my new helper. Please show some respect.He needs no work permit & does not need a gun licence. PS : He is available for hire.
October 5, 201213 yr Yeahhhhh Deputy Bert has a certain ring to it I suppose. Hi, The names Bert, DP to PS on TV. I'd like to say more sweet cheeks but you know, cough, cough. national security and all that you know Anyway beautiful, another Baccardi breezer ? Yeah it might work
October 5, 201213 yr Author Yeahhhhh Deputy Bert has a certain ring to it I suppose. Hi, The names Bert, DP to PS on TV. I'd like to say more sweet cheeks but you know, cough, cough. national security and all that you know Anyway beautiful, another Baccardi breezer ? Yeah it might work Bert I will deputize you in your official role on the 26th.
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