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Posted

Hi guys.

I wrote a few days ago about my Japanse GF. Well (just my luck) we broke up. What a bummer!! Innit.

Anyway, now I've got me a Little China Girl. I met her down in Chinatown.

She and I are kind of now real close.

It's like, you know, I'm a wreck without my little China Girl.

I ain't good with words (not like most of you blokes), but sometimes I'm feeling tragic like I'm Marlon Brando.

Posted (edited)

Oh oh oh oh.

Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl

Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl

I could escape this feeling, with my china girl

I feel a wreck without my, little china girl

I hear her heart beating, loud as thunder

Saw the stars crashing

Im a mess without my, little china girl

Wake up mornings wheres my, little china girl

I hear hearts beating, loud as thunder

I saw they stars crashing down

I feel an tragic like an marlon brando

When I look at my china girl

I could pretend that nothing really meant too much

When I look at my china girl

I stumble into town just like a sacred cow

Visions of swastikas in my head

Plans for everyone

Its in the white of my eyes

My little china girl

You shouldn't mess with me

Ill ruin everything you are

Ill give you television

Ill give you eyes of blue

Ill give you men who want to rule the world

And when I get excited

My little china girl says

Oh baby just you shut your mouth

She says ... sh

She says

She says

And when I get excited

My little china girl says

Oh baby just you shut your mouth

And when I get excited

My little china girl says

Oh baby just you shut your mouth

She says ... sh

She says

Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl

Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl

Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl

Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl

Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl

Edited by stoneyboy
Posted

Could you post a Youtube Vid of yourself singing this song with your new China Girl?

Haha. I'll try.

For the time being, (like what I wrote before), I've just stumbled into town and I've kind of like got these visions of swatikas.

But I don't know why.

Posted (edited)

So, Mr. LondonPete

How is it going with you turning Japanese these days?

Anyone have any inside tip if i want to bet about what nationality LondonPete will go for next?

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Edited by Travel2003
Posted

So, Mr. LondonPete

How is it going with you turning Japanese these days?

Anyone have any inside tip if i want to bet about what nationality LondonPete will go for next?

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Its London I worry about, Pete Can't be from there they have education there wai.gifrolleyes.gif

Posted (edited)

I beleive thid song infers a heroin addiction, but good luck to.you my 5 post friend.

Bowie was above such <deleted>!

EDIT> I dont think Bowie never did heroin or smack. Dunno coz I may be wrong. But I don't think so. Innit.

Edited by LondonPete
Posted

I beleive thid song infers a heroin addiction, but good luck to.you my 5 post friend.

Bowie was above such <deleted>!

EDIT> I dont think Bowie never did heroin or smack. Dunno coz I may be wrong. But I don't think so. Innit.

Maybe Bowie didn't.

Ziggy probably did.

Posted

I dont think Bowie never did heroin or smack. Dunno coz I may be wrong. But I don't think so. Innit.

Well his BFF Iggy was sure strung out in Berlin, maybe he's one of the few wise men who can learn from others' mistakes without having to make them himself.

Honestly back then nearly everyone took it as a point of pride to try absolutely everything at least once. IMO the only ones they missed were the ones that hadn't been invented yet.

Posted

Don't upset her, she maybe more fragile than your last gf.

The one he wrote about, a few days ago, but in reality was only 15 hours earlier?

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LondonPete has a vivid fantasy.

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Posted (edited)

I beleive thid song infers a heroin addiction, but good luck to.you my 5 post friend.

Bowie was above such <deleted>!

EDIT> I dont think Bowie never did heroin or smack. Dunno coz I may be wrong. But I don't think so. Innit.

Edited by LondonPete
Posted

I dont think Bowie never did heroin or smack. Dunno coz I may be wrong. But I don't think so. Innit.

Well his BFF Iggy was sure strung out in Berlin, maybe he's one of the few wise men who can learn from others' mistakes without having to make them himself.

Honestly back then nearly everyone took it as a point of pride to try absolutely everything at least once. IMO the only ones they missed were the ones that hadn't been invented yet.

Although co-written with Bowie, the song was originally recorded by Iggy Pop. Maybe Iggy influenced the lyrics?

Posted

So, Mr. LondonPete

How is it going with you turning Japanese these days?

He's got an appointment at the opticians next week...

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I beleive thid song infers a heroin addiction, but good luck to.you my 5 post friend.

Bowie was above such <deleted>!

EDIT> I dont think Bowie never did heroin or smack. Dunno coz I may be wrong. But I don't think so. Innit.

This is probably the worst sentence I have ever read.

Someone ban this idiot please.

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Lots of hookers at Chinatown, easy to get a Chinese girl :-)

Rubbish I've been out eating there pleth of times never seen a single one!

Posted

I beleive thid song infers a heroin addiction, but good luck to.you my 5 post friend.

Bowie was above such <deleted>!

EDIT> I dont think Bowie never did heroin or smack. Dunno coz I may be wrong. But I don't think so. Innit.

This is probably the worst sentence I have ever read.

Someone ban this idiot please.

I wouldn't imagine it will take long for that to happen.

Posted

I'd suggest to the OP that if he's not banned yet to use his 10th post to trade for a brand new Mongolian GF. Not necessarily beautiful, but unusual, so you can make up posts more imaginative (a very rich father owning thousands of horses should be a must) :D

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I'd suggest to the OP that if he's not banned yet to use his 10th post to trade for a brand new Mongolian GF. Not necessarily beautiful, but unusual, so you can make up posts more imaginative (a very rich father owning thousands of horses should be a must) biggrin.png

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