My Wife...!

[kevjohn]

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and she was somewhat upset.

‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children!

I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!’

And the husband replied, ‘Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.’

‘Fine, go ahead,’ she sobbed,’ but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!’

And the husband began —

‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless

that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,

the ones you wouldn't eat because you’re afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she

was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans

that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,

which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy her,

and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at

work has a pair the same.’

The husband took a quick breath and continued –

‘She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door,

she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ‘Please ….

Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?’

[jambco984]

oooooooooohhh haha, keeping 2 goons happy on this boring Tuesday morning.