Humbugged Posted November 28, 2012 Posted November 28, 2012 In a tropical climate, high humidity, carelessness with scissors and small nicks can lead to major infections. I was just trimming the little fellow down below, you know getting the jungle down to golfing green level. Grabbing the flexible gonad sack, as we all know it can be twisted this way and that and you can even make shapes and well known tourist attractions out of it, to trim between the valleys and a quick careless snip resulted in a slice right through. I put a bandaid on it, but fear now that getting it off is going to hurt a lot. Even just sitting down now its twisting about and torturing bits this way and that. So be careful, do not rush, even for simple little maintenance jobs.
cooked Posted November 28, 2012 Posted November 28, 2012 You obviously need someone you can trust to help out.
Sheryl Posted November 28, 2012 Posted November 28, 2012 To reduce the pain of pulling off the bandage, buy some nail polish remover and apply it with cotton around the adhesive edges, will sdissolve the adhesive and the bandage will ocme off painlessly. (Don'y get the stuff into any open cuts though or it will sting).
Popular Post Orac Posted November 28, 2012 Popular Post Posted November 28, 2012 Or alternatively you could also use tabasco sauce which, if applied liberally before hand, would mask any pain,from removing said sticking plaster. Sent from my GT-I9100 using Thaivisa Connect App 5
cooked Posted November 28, 2012 Posted November 28, 2012 To reduce the pain of pulling off the bandage, buy some nail polish remover and apply it with cotton around the adhesive edges, will sdissolve the adhesive and the bandage will ocme off painlessly. (Don'y get the stuff into any open cuts though or it will sting). Thai whiskey will do it too, you won't care whether it hurts or not.
endure Posted November 28, 2012 Posted November 28, 2012 To reduce the pain of pulling off the bandage, buy some nail polish remover and apply it with cotton around the adhesive edges, will sdissolve the adhesive and the bandage will ocme off painlessly. (Don'y get the stuff into any open cuts though or it will sting). Is it advisable to soak your 'nads in acetone
Payboy Posted November 28, 2012 Posted November 28, 2012 Clearly such dangerous procedures should only be carried out by trained professionals.
Humbugged Posted November 28, 2012 Author Posted November 28, 2012 I've shorn a sheep before....thought that'd count. I also used petrol, not unleaded, to kill a crab infestation once. For that reason I doubt i will be using nail polish remover. 1
Sheryl Posted November 28, 2012 Posted November 28, 2012 You don't soak them......! You dab a cotton ball that has some acetone on it around the edges of the bandaid plaster, just enough to loosen the adhesive. old nursing trick.
Humbugged Posted November 28, 2012 Author Posted November 28, 2012 how many times have you done that on someones nads and can you guarantee it did not hurt ?
smokie36 Posted November 28, 2012 Posted November 28, 2012 how many times have you done that on someones nads and can you guarantee it did not hurt ? Don't be such a wuss or there'll be no lollipop for you sonny! 2
Humbugged Posted November 29, 2012 Author Posted November 29, 2012 Man up. That hurts with a bandaid stuck there. Actually...going to rip it off now just for you. Interesting fact...you can pull it out the side of your shorts and do it as long as you go commando.....ready.....
Humbugged Posted November 29, 2012 Author Posted November 29, 2012 Dear God that hurt. Now there is blood everywhere...why didn't the nurse warn me about that ? Got a hot date on saturday night too...blood, bald patch and bandaid glue shall put me off somewhat.
tropo Posted November 30, 2012 Posted November 30, 2012 You obviously need someone you can trust to help out. I had to LOL at this. I had a girlfriend nick mine once. The OP should consider dumping the scissors and get some hair cutting shears. They're safer and do a better job.
Dancealot Posted November 30, 2012 Posted November 30, 2012 Why re invent the wheel? Woman are masters at this. http://www.wikihow.com/Trim-Your-Pubic-Hair
Crossy Posted November 30, 2012 Posted November 30, 2012 This is the stuff you should have used http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top Do ensure you read the most helpful customer reviews first "I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"
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