Tutsiwarrior - 2012 Thaivisa Poster Of The Year!

[cdnvic]

Our tenth anniversary edition poster of the year is Tutsiwarrior. Congratulations Tutsi for your come from behind victory!

Tutsi has been with us for a long time and he's become like part of the family. We've fought with him, laughed with him, and occasionally sent him to his room.

We appreciate all those who competed, and the members who cast their votes this year.

[theblether]

Congratulations to Tutsi, easily the most amusing and insightful member I have encountered on Thaivisa. His style of writing is compelling, his stories hysterical, and best of all his sense of pathos is highly attuned. Some of his posts and threads get right to the heart of the human condition, and I'm not exaggerating.

Fabulous result

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Edited December 15, 2012 by theblether

[Songhua]

Well done to tutsi. A valiant race by all concerned.

[Yahooka]

Congrats !!!

[Humbugged]

Where's Nancy ?

[smokie36]

Yes a worthy winner in tutsi!

Also David48 for his excellent contributions!

Congratulations to you both.

[cdnvic]

And thanks Smokie for acting as Chief Electoral Officer.

[SimonD]

Tutsi will be pickled tink...

[Jingthing]

Thrilling finish!

The best possible results in the best possible Thailand expat forum in the world.

Sincere congratulations to the Happy Warrior.

Edited December 15, 2012 by Jingthing

[bangkokburning]

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[theblether]

I've just realized that I'm the Non-Resident Thaivisa Member Of The Year 2012!!! Happy days!! New member title coming up!!!

[NeverSure]

Well, he won't be able to afford a beer for at least six months after paying everyone off. If you see him be sure to buy him a beer.

[sbk]

No bribe required for this vote. Congrats Tutsi.

[barefoot1988]

im missing out. can someone post the avatar of the winner? somehow i recognize posters by their avatar rather than name

[Tywais]

im missing out. can someone post the avatar of the winner? somehow i recognize posters by their avatar rather than name

Look here - http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/user/3474-tutsiwarrior/

[daoyai]

I thought "none of the above" was the clear winner?

[tutsiwarrior]

jeezus...I was just snoozing with the little niece and 'Pan' who is a big 16 y.o. niece after our rib pig out to wake up and find the accolade...

and it ain't just a post here and there...we come together in a dark dirty world to make it different and you all gots to acknowledge your accomplishment...

hurrah for thaivisa!!!

[endure]

You can get back to the vodka now tuts

[David48]

Congratulations to tutsiwarrior ... an outstanding choice ...

... if only he played cricket ...

[tutsiwarrior]

and then the wife sez: 'well, if you won then there must be a prize and you must share that prize with me...'

and then I try to explain that it's not like that, not about prizes and then she sez: 'you falang are weird folks, accolades without prizes...make yerself available tmw moring as we're out of rice...'

and I die to make her happy...

[Nana Cowboy]

May he be awarded 10 sleeves of Copenhagen tins

[tutsiwarrior]

hey...I noticed at the Dubai duty free that there was no Copenhagen, just Skoal long cut and cherry flavored...and I asked the attending woman who was a russian: 'certainly you must have Copenhagen around here somewhere' and she looked around and said : 'I'm sorry sir, we must be out of stock...'

and then I wanted to say: 'as you have none in stock then you must want to comfort me as I am in business class...' and I remembered an eastern european woman at a hotel in Kensington with perfect proportions that left me hanging...and I wanted to knaw her splendid buttocks...

Edited December 15, 2012 by tutsiwarrior

[tutsiwarrior]

and then the mods come and say: 'yer outta line, tutsi...that mention of the eastern european woman was just too graphic...'

and then I sez: 'but I am poster of the year and you can't mess wit me...' and then, they sez: ' we'll see about that...' and then tutsi is knocked over and pummeled with his middle finger held high...

and then I wake up with me heid in sbk's lap and she sez gently: 'tutsi, you are an idiot...all that rebellious BS ended years ago...'...

and then I kiss her and get up and shout: 'rebellion has no beginning and no end!!!'

but seriously folks, thaivisa is well moderated and we just keep trundling on...

Edited December 15, 2012 by tutsiwarrior

[chiang mai]

An excellent result Tutsi, well done my man.

[Ulysses G.]

Congrats! If I remember correctly, Tutsi's supporters tripled his vote tally in just the last hour before the contest was called. Amazing Thailand indeed.

Edited December 16, 2012 by Ulysses G.

[tutsiwarrior]

and then the nephew comes in and shouts: 'you make nice food and I am hungry!' (I did not advise that I am poster of the year and his belligerence was remarkable)

I whipped up a salami sarnie and his interest increased significantly...but then I found that I was more hungry than him and whaled on it..he muttered something about 'dumb falangs' and picked up a cleaning device and scrutinised the soiled tile shophouse floor...

jt was like waiting for an airplane at the Vinh airport in north central Vietnam...the sense of unreality was acute...like an attractive young woman saying: 'you are nuts, tutsi...in that time you could have had a few vodkas and we could had sex as well...'

and she was right...what is a non-whiteman to do?

[jonnyscot]

Congrats Tutsie, very well deserved

Jonny

Sent from my iPhone using ThaiVisa app

[tutsiwarrior]

Congrats! If I remember correctly, Tutsi's supporters tripled his vote tally in just the last hour before the contest was called. Amazing Thailand indeed.

UG get outta here...of course things were rigged; please correlate the volume of my posts with the voting and yew will see what I mean...

I just used a demogogic tactic with the run up to the final poll: get in their faces with bullshit and then no one knows what will happen...beat my cousin in Bolivia and the vote for student government in 1966 all to hell and I know that now he's presently seething with resentment...

but we both know that thaivisa is alright as longtimers here, and aside from all the bickering and bullshit there is valuable information that folks can use...most of the popular people just want to entertain and that's what it's all about...

I wanted to declare that I am a liar and a bullshiter to demonstrate my contempt for liberal democratic principles but folks are happy and I just let it lie...thaivisa has a purpose in the world that I approve of...

Edited December 16, 2012 by tutsiwarrior

[WilliaminBKK]

It really was great fun & lots of drama, congrats Tutsi.

It's true when they say being nominated is an honour, thank you.

Next year I want to partner with Yermanee

[Ulysses G.]

"I just used a demogogic tactic with the run up to the final poll: get in their faces with bullshit and then no one knows what will happen..."

I have a feeling that Jingthing will be copying that very successful tactic next year.

Edited December 16, 2012 by Ulysses G.