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Apocalypse? Not Now, As World Survives

The world is celebrating its survival after an ancient Mayan prediction of the apocalypse failed to come true.

We`re saved.

Looks like many ancient books/writings must be put to one side so the innocent don't die on a daily basis at present eh. thumbsup.gif
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An amulet, very expensive, is available in extremely limited quantities. it appears Jatuporn and his wife have obtained one each and hope to be the new Adam and Eve if the rest of humanity is destroyed. There goes a million years of evolution.

Buddha was right. Even evolution is cyclic. The monkey, the human and back to the monkey again.

Maybe that's, why no apocalypse?

The monkey, the monkey, the monkey, the monkey. No human in sight!

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14.24, Sisaket, Kunwadee Villa, Soi 3 House 202/139

A foreigner's hamster was found dead, then disappeared in a black hole, witnesses said.

or became a local's hamster dat deow laugh.png

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Apocalypse? Not Now, As World Survives

The world is celebrating its survival after an ancient Mayan prediction of the apocalypse failed to come true.

We`re saved.

He obviously hasn't noticed the tsunami in the backgroundw00t.gif

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An amulet, very expensive, is available in extremely limited quantities. it appears Jatuporn and his wife have obtained one each and hope to be the new Adam and Eve if the rest of humanity is destroyed. There goes a million years of evolution.

Buddha was right. Even evolution is cyclic. The monkey, the human and back to the monkey again.

Maybe that's, why no apocalypse?

The monkey, the monkey, the monkey, the monkey. No human in sight!

Leave me out of this one - I am the table.

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Actually Lads....we're still in a bit of a fix on this EOTW stuff & here's why.

There is that one particular line of longitude called the International Date Line.

Since this EOTW via the Mayan Calander is all supposed to happen on

21-12-12 that happens to be on that other side of the IDL...the one we're

not on. So...what this means is that since it is now only 0757 in LA

(Los Angeles not Lower Alabama) on the 21st there is still ample time

to enjoy life's finer moments over here! I have examined this hypothesis

of mine extensively and have deemed that since everything bad in the

world either strarts in California or New York and that since the Mayans

lived in that bit of Mexico now named the Yucatan (Natacuy in Mayan)

and that because Mexico and the Yucatan is physically attached to the

Southwestern bit of the USA....my theory is utterly correct and we do

have time left! DON'T PANIC!

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Actually Lads....we're still in a bit of a fix on this EOTW stuff & here's why.

There is that one particular line of longitude called the International Date Line.

Since this EOTW via the Mayan Calander is all supposed to happen on

21-12-12 that happens to be on that other side of the IDL...the one we're

not on. So...what this means is that since it is now only 0757 in LA

(Los Angeles not Lower Alabama) on the 21st there is still ample time

to enjoy life's finer moments over here! I have examined this hypothesis

of mine extensively and have deemed that since everything bad in the

world either strarts in California or New York and that since the Mayans

lived in that bit of Mexico now named the Yucatan (Natacuy in Mayan)

and that because Mexico and the Yucatan is physically attached to the

Southwestern bit of the USA....my theory is utterly correct and we do

have time left! DON'T PANIC!

We weren't panicking until you mentioned that it hasn't passed yet.

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The time is not yet. Let's be precise on this important moment in the history. Mayans were scientists who's year started on winter solstice.

The exact moment for this is today 11:12 UT. That would be 18:12 in Thailand.

I read that it was to be at 10:05, but it didnt say which time zone. The world is not going to end but we are all going to be caught up in the age of Aquarius which means love and peace will wonderfully come to us all. Anyway by 10:30 no one had come to my door bringing love and peace. I thought maybe if I left the front door open. This also hasn't worked so I shut it again. maybe I should start again at 18:12 but there will be mosquitos by then. Is this 'end of the world' going to be a one off or will it happen again tomorrow?

There is the exact time. http://en.wikipedia....Winter_solstice 11:12 UT/GMT aka 18:12 Thai time.

Well it is now 11:20 PM so Phew...! We are safe unless they badly screwed up the timings here once again ///////////////////thumbsup.gif

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not apocalypse but there is a fire right now on grand bangkhae. not looking good, building is about to collapse

news could be read from the website that we can't post it here

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So... now what?

wait for the next doomsday prediction.

Made no difference to Jehovah Witness folk back in, eeer, was it 1984, can't remember their excuse.

Guess you meant George Orwell...coffee1.gif

But hey c'mon he was great and realy put the fear of god into EERYBODY!! and for many years 0nwards that too!!...

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I was in Soi 6 earlier. I started to prepare for my end by choosing seventy two virgins for my afterlife. I am still looking! So many bars, so many girls and so little time.

very few virgins here, must make this task very challenging

dont think you will find in a month of Sundayswhistling.gif

C'mon you guys ... They never meant that the Virgins were HERE.... No, no, no!! You only get to meet them AFTER YOUD DIE !! What is wrong with you guys !! They are not here at all ( on earth that is ) They are in heaven where you will go after you die and THAT IS WHERE YOU MEET THEM... Oye!! Get a grip, Nah!

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not apocalypse but there is a fire right now on grand bangkhae. not looking good, building is about to collapse

news could be read from the website that we can't post it here

Fox News?

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Actually Lads....we're still in a bit of a fix on this EOTW stuff & here's why.

There is that one particular line of longitude called the International Date Line.

Since this EOTW via the Mayan Calander is all supposed to happen on

21-12-12 that happens to be on that other side of the IDL...the one we're

not on. So...what this means is that since it is now only 0757 in LA

(Los Angeles not Lower Alabama) on the 21st there is still ample time

to enjoy life's finer moments over here! I have examined this hypothesis

of mine extensively and have deemed that since everything bad in the

world either strarts in California or New York and that since the Mayans

lived in that bit of Mexico now named the Yucatan (Natacuy in Mayan)

and that because Mexico and the Yucatan is physically attached to the

Southwestern bit of the USA....my theory is utterly correct and we do

have time left! DON'T PANIC!

I believe the Yucatan is on eastern standard time.

Do not do not throw away your tinfoil hat yet.

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not apocalypse but there is a fire right now on grand bangkhae. not looking good, building is about to collapse

news could be read from the website that we can't post it here

Fox News?

There is a thread here on the NEWS forum with pictures of it.

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No one has sucessfully predicted the end of world yet ( and some serious thinkers have had a crack at it) and it will continue to be thus.

The Mayans simply ended one cycle in 2012 and probably couldn't be arsed to work out the next one. Nice legacy for their descendants who've at least been able to make a few dollars out of it and have a good laugh at the same time!

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The Korean raider of the apocalypse is close to the final click!

991,421,889, only 8.578.111 more to go

He made it, but we are still kicking

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A magnitude 6.8 earthquake hit Vanuatu at dec 21, 22:23 UTC earlier. quake is at depth of 129 miles, so its more or less harmless. tsunami is not expected and no tsunami threat to hawaii.

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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Mrs R spent the last of our investment/retirement-funds, based on the wold's greatest shopping-opportunity ending yesterday, I've just learned ! rolleyes.gif

Who do I sue, for compensation, for 'mis-selling', by the fortune-tellers ? tongue.png

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Hi guys, is there somebody still out there....?

/concerned Admin

You are the one who is suposed to tell us that. After all you bring us all the news except for some.

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Hi guys, is there somebody still out there....?

/concerned Admin

You are the one who is suposed to tell us that. After all you bring us all the news except for some.

He's making sure there is still an audience or else what's the point. biggrin.png

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Now don't be hasty! Just past 9AM in Bangkok, but there are parts on this planet where it's still the 21st of December, 2012

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