And he's got big pointy teeth!!

JESSUS CHIRST!!!!

JeSSus ???? Nah, Just Bugsy And Roger....

Am I seeing things or has the wabbit transformed into a pink elephant?

With specs on...

Klown -> Wabbit -> Pink Elephant. I think kayo is a chameleon.

Am I seeing things or has the wabbit transformed into a pink elephant?

With specs on...

Hooray..... hoorah .... pink elephant is a star!!!! (Kayo's original avatar)

Am I seeing things or has the wabbit transformed into a pink elephant?

With specs on...

Hooray..... hoorah .... pink elephant is a star!!!! (Kayo's original avatar)

Takes ya back, doesn't it?

Am I seeing things or has the wabbit transformed into a pink elephant?

With specs on...

Hooray..... hoorah .... pink elephant is a star!!!! (Kayo's original avatar)

Takes ya back, doesn't it?

Awww. Shucks you guys.... It was just getting so darn hot with all the Wabbit Stew's goin' round, I figured Roger should take a holiday. Thass' alll folks.... (For Now, Heh Heh!)

Hey, did you all catch the Splat!!! Wabbit I had on for a few days.... I thought Bops would like it!

Patsy, Khall's a sweet heart! Chang (Sii) Chompuu / Pink Chang / was indeed my first "Character" Avatar, as opposed to a photo avatar.

All the famous ones will get circulated back in time, to ensure nobody tries to steal 'em! (Like some Canadian Jesse stole Scampies Stormtrooper)

BACK ON TOPIC, THOUGH, Redrus crazy true story> I've been sober and straight and clean for 13 of fifteen days now!!!!!!!!!!!!! (It's not cos I want to - It's cos I'm skint flat out broke!)

Crazy, but true!

Bar's open, credit is given!

Am I seeing things or has the wabbit transformed into a pink elephant?

With specs on...

Hooray..... hoorah .... pink elephant is a star!!!! (Kayo's original avatar)

Takes ya back, doesn't it?

Awww. Shucks you guys.... It was just getting so darn hot with all the Wabbit Stew's goin' round, I figured Roger should take a holiday. Thass' alll folks.... (For Now, Heh Heh!)

Hey, did you all catch the Splat!!! Wabbit I had on for a few days.... I thought Bops would like it!

Patsy, Khall's a sweet heart! Chang (Sii) Chompuu / Pink Chang / was indeed my first "Character" Avatar, as opposed to a photo avatar.

All the famous ones will get circulated back in time, to ensure nobody tries to steal 'em! (Like some Canadian Jesse stole Scampies Stormtrooper)

BACK ON TOPIC, THOUGH, Redrus crazy true story> I've been sober and straight and clean for 13 of fifteen days now!!!!!!!!!!!!! (It's not cos I want to - It's cos I'm skint flat out broke!)

Crazy, but true!

Bar's open, credit is given!

I choose weird avatars so no one will take them.

Am I seeing things or has the wabbit transformed into a pink elephant?

With specs on...

Hooray..... hoorah .... pink elephant is a star!!!! (Kayo's original avatar)

Takes ya back, doesn't it?

Awww. Shucks you guys.... It was just getting so darn hot with all the Wabbit Stew's goin' round, I figured Roger should take a holiday. Thass' alll folks.... (For Now, Heh Heh!)

Hey, did you all catch the Splat!!! Wabbit I had on for a few days.... I thought Bops would like it!

Patsy, Khall's a sweet heart! Chang (Sii) Chompuu / Pink Chang / was indeed my first "Character" Avatar, as opposed to a photo avatar.

All the famous ones will get circulated back in time, to ensure nobody tries to steal 'em! (Like some Canadian Jesse stole Scampies Stormtrooper)

BACK ON TOPIC, THOUGH, Redrus crazy true story> I've been sober and straight and clean for 13 of fifteen days now!!!!!!!!!!!!! (It's not cos I want to - It's cos I'm skint flat out broke!)

Crazy, but true!

Bar's open, credit is given!

I choose weird avatars so no one will take them.

No comment on avatars......!

redrus

Exactly, if you can't see it and if you can, you'll know what I mean......

redrus

Exactly, if you can't see it and if you can, you'll know what I mean......

redrus

Sorry, can't see yours. I haven't been able to for a long time now.

Exactly, if you can't see it and if you can, you'll know what I mean......

redrus

Sorry, can't see yours. I haven't been able to for a long time now.

Thats what I mean.............

redrus

I only couldn{t see rus´s when he was traipsing around asia... When he´s at home I always see it, no matter which of the dozen internet shop I use.

Never gets any better looking, does he, Rus?

PS: BoohBOPS!

I only couldn{t see rus´s when he was traipsing around asia... When he´s at home I always see it, no matter which of the dozen internet shop I use.

Never gets any better looking, does he, Rus?

PS: BoohBOPS!

No, makes me look better though mate..........

redrus

So Friday night at the Maktub´ar and My boss and best friend and been up drinking the whole previous night, and the whole day.... I awoke, passed out ont he grass in the garden, but sort of hidden behind a bush near a pool of vomit. I awaken, and find my pint glass of tequila nearby and take shot, just to ' ya know, wake up a bit.

I stand up slowly and the bar is looking good. Evening happy hours, many beautiful people. My waiter comes over to me and says, Chris, go home for the night man.... You are in shape blah blah...

I push the kid out of my way and see my part time girlfriend sitting at the bar, talking to my boss.

haven´t seen her for five months, she being from the capital, and joca says "Chris, we´ll see you tomorrow"

I in my oh so f8cuked up irrational state, "You know WHAT?! Take my girl, take my job, here, take all the other girls too, you pathetic sonofabitch. ETC ETC ETC, before storming off and declaring war on everybody else in the village. Tuk tuk drivers (who thankfully chose to diregard my stupidities) bar owners (who wisely were not giving me credit for a change), and no I´m at a bit of a loss, cos I don´t have the balls to show my face at my own ######ing bar for two days now.

Crazy but true.

And now.

Holland portugal escape from reality.

So Friday night at the Maktub´ar and My boss and best friend and been up drinking the whole previous night, and the whole day.... I awoke, passed out ont he grass in the garden, but sort of hidden behind a bush near a pool of vomit. I awaken, and find my pint glass of tequila nearby and take shot, just to ' ya know, wake up a bit.

I stand up slowly and the bar is looking good. Evening happy hours, many beautiful people. My waiter comes over to me and says, Chris, go home for the night man.... You are in shape blah blah...

I push the kid out of my way and see my part time girlfriend sitting at the bar, talking to my boss.

haven´t seen her for five months, she being from the capital, and joca says "Chris, we´ll see you tomorrow"

I in my oh so f8cuked up irrational state, "You know WHAT?! Take my girl, take my job, here, take all the other girls too, you pathetic sonofabitch. ETC ETC ETC, before storming off and declaring war on everybody else in the village. Tuk tuk drivers (who thankfully chose to diregard my stupidities) bar owners (who wisely were not giving me credit for a change), and no I´m at a bit of a loss, cos I don´t have the balls to show my face at my own ######ing bar for two days now.

Crazy but true.

And now.

Holland portugal escape from reality.

Kayo, you know as well as I do, if it isn't life or death, nothing is that bad. Nothing that a bit of red faced laughter can't cure, cos like I said, no-ones dying....

redrus

yeah.

I may summon up the courage to show my face there.

later, though.

The Orange dream is losing.

quite appropriate.

Nah, I gotcha red, and thank you. I´m really very ashamed.

I´ve just shot off some apologetic emails.

Now I have to apologise face to face, next.

I'm checking out growing different plants for cow food and I was out in the field with a sample seeing if the neighbor's young bull liked the stuff. My other neighbor's dog was with me...he likes to hang out with me. So, anyway I put the grass on the ground in front of the bull and after a few tentative sniffs the bull starts to eat.....and the dog goes right up to the bull's face and starts licking inside the bulls nostrils!!!!! The bull lifts his head up and the dog stands up on its hind legs and continues to lick!!!!! The bull tolerates this for about a minute and then makes a menacing gesture at the dog but in a warning sort of way without really trying to hurt the dog...just to sort of let the dog know that it is not appreciated....

I guess this isn't as exciting as being drunk and passed out near a pool of vomit...but it is about the most exciting thing I saw that day.....have you ever seen or heard of a dog doing this before? I was quite surprised.

never heard of such a thing, but in a funny sort of way, there is a lesson in that story, just waiting to be developed...

thans Chow, for putting a smile on this mans face.

I'm checking out growing different plants for cow food and I was out in the field with a sample seeing if the neighbor's young bull liked the stuff. My other neighbor's dog was with me...he likes to hang out with me. So, anyway I put the grass on the ground in front of the bull and after a few tentative sniffs the bull starts to eat.....and the dog goes right up to the bull's face and starts licking inside the bulls nostrils!!!!! The bull lifts his head up and the dog stands up on its hind legs and continues to lick!!!!! The bull tolerates this for about a minute and then makes a menacing gesture at the dog but in a warning sort of way without really trying to hurt the dog...just to sort of let the dog know that it is not appreciated....

I guess this isn't as exciting as being drunk and passed out near a pool of vomit...but it is about the most exciting thing I saw that day.....have you ever seen or heard of a dog doing this before? I was quite surprised.

A dog going crazy for bull snot? Never seen it, but dogs to love the clipping from horse hooves.

Horse hoove clippings.... Erm, what are they, and any ideas as to why dogs love ém?

Horse's hooves are like really think toe nails...they grow out and have to be clipped from time to time (unless the horse has a lot of rocky area to run in so that the running can wear them down). If you don't clip them they will get so long that the horse has a hard time walking. I guess if you have ever chewed on horse hoof clippings you would understand a dog' attraction to them......or maybe not.

you have? Chewed on horses hoof clippings...

Actually, don´t answer that... we´ve all read some of your past exploits...

Thankyou guys for making me laugh so much with your silly horse hoove tails (and other stuff, ahem Kayo - talk to you later!) really needed that!!!

You would never, ever believe my stories of the past month, so am not gonna tellya just yet.....

Crazy but true~!

Awe, I luv you guys, you make me smile and giggle and stuff...........

Cheers Chownah, cool story.....

redrus

Poof!

Poof!

Tut, thats just typical of you...............

redrus

nah. Typically what?

BTW: The Vodka Boy pic in your gallery, is that you?

Poof!

He came and he went, so typical of chang chompoos's.... POOF!!!!

AKA mystical pink elephants .......... ok, I'll shut up now!!!