Naam Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Guaranteed to take a bite out of crime On a more serious note, this cannot end well in practice. What possible use is this? If i was being attacked by the dog, I'd let the dog bite my arm, the I'd grab the gun. I'll need stiches from the dog bite, but i now have a 9mm. as a previous poster said, I dont know if i should laugh, cry, or whatever what if the dog draws the gun first and then bites you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
submaniac Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 You know, the police officer is wearing "blind guy" sunglasses, so maybe he's blind, and that's his guidedog. Then it makes perfect sense that the blind police officer keeps his gun on his guidedog. Shame on us for making fun of the disabled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newermonkey Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 But, how is the dog going to use the gun? I really think it might be quite hard to get the dog trained enough where he can actually hit a target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delgarcon Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) How is the blind policeman going to use the gun? Anyone remember Bernie the bolt? Up a bit, right a bit, fire! Edited February 22, 2013 by delgarcon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newermonkey Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 You know, the police officer is wearing "blind guy" sunglasses, so maybe he's blind, and that's his guidedog. Then it makes perfect sense that the blind police officer keeps his gun on his guidedog. Shame on us for making fun of the disabled. Yes I agree, it could be that the officers who are blind, deaf and dumb might not be so good with weapons (and other tasks such as arresting people) so this is a very good start. I personally think they should commission many more blind cops, it should be an equal opportunity career. "Of course they are already hiring retards so this will only be a slight change in direction". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAMSOBAD Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Thailand... The HUB of Doggy Style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 How is the blind policeman going to use the gun? Anyone remember Bernie the bolt? Up a bit, right a bit, fire! My guess is he will close one eye, aim, and shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newermonkey Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 This is an idea the Thais could copy from the USA police, this would be great for resorts such a Pattaya, where there ae many young ladies with not much to do during the day time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbamboo Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 They should give him a police car too. What about a rover? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Route21 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 This is an idea the Thais could copy from the USA police, this would be great for resorts such a Pattaya, where there ae many young ladies with not much to do during the day time. No chance! Ain't life a bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chao Lao Beach Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Why don't they put loaded guns n the statutes of policemen at intersections? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Route21 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Oops! He's even had his Unit tattooed on his back! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Route21 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Why don't they put loaded guns n the statutes of policemen at intersections? That plan could backfire on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 When the Thai police have a dog that can do this then they will have something to brag about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesWideOpen Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) Well hopefully this dog will not get drunk in bars like the regular police and start shooting people...... :-) Edited February 22, 2013 by EyesWideOpen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 This will be a detection dog and not a dog for apprehending criminals,labs are not used for biting. It is probably just a joke ,dog with a gun for the photo. The TV intelligensia tend to miss the point of anything not painfully literal quite often. If it appears in print, it must be 100% true (unless it's something negative about any farang in which case it's automatically 100% false). Every year on April 1, TV posts some absurd story and all the farang fish members keep biting at the bait. The more absurd the more fish caught. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimamey Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Well, I pawed (sic) over the Sun article but could not find any information as to where this dog is stationed. I'm guessing that the K-9 Officer will be heading up a pack to rid the local moo-baans of the dog gangs which are terrorising walking foreigners (as has been reported on Thaivisa). Perhaps they didn't reveal where he's stationed because he's undercover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimamey Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Is this for real? If the sun is now taking the piss out of Thailand's finest then their reputation for incompetence and corruption truly has spread far and wide. If on the other hand this story is true then the LOS really has gone to the dogs. The Sun will probably get a letter of complaint from the Culture Minister for bringing the Thai police into disrepute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) Well hopefully this dog will not get drunk in bars like the regular police and start shooting people...... :-) Judging from a basic Google search, that seems to be more of a Texas thing: In the Feb. 19 shooting, the complaint states, "Officer Coronado gunned down 28-year-old Omar Ventura at Sherlocks in the River Oaks area. Omar was unarmed and sober. Officer Coronado shot Omar in the stomach causing Omar to 'bleed out' and eventually die after two surgeries at the hospital. While Omar was bleeding to death in the ambulance and undergoing surgeries in an attempt to save his life, other City of Houston Police Officers ... yanked his wife Rosa - who was not involved - from the back of the ambulance, keeping her from joining her husband for his final few precious minutes of life. The last words she heard from her husband as he lay in the parking lot bleeding and waiting for the ambulance to arrive were 'It hurts. Everything is going dark.' Or a British Naval undertaking: Police investigating a naval rating shooting dead an officer on board a submarine were so alarmed by the crew's binge drinking that the chief constable was informed and he then contacted military authorities, an inquest has heard. Detective Superintendent Tony Harris interviewed the crew aboard HMS Astute following the shooting of Lieutenant Commander Ian Molyneux by Able Seaman Ryan Donovan, who was 76% above the drink-drive limit. Edited February 22, 2013 by Suradit69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesWideOpen Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) This will be a detection dog and not a dog for apprehending criminals,labs are not used for biting. It is probably just a joke ,dog with a gun for the photo. The TV intelligensia tend to miss the point of anything not painfully literal quite often. If it appears in print, it must be 100% true (unless it's something negative about any farang in which case it's automatically 100% false). Every year on April 1, TV posts some absurd story and all the farang fish members keep biting at the bait. The more absurd the more fish caught. The April fools jokes each year are more of a testament to the amazement powers of Thailand. When completely absurd stories are posted all year long here, sometimes it can be hard to detect the ringer stories except for when they fall on April 1st........ I will assume the Thai police are taking the piss out of people by posting a picture of a dog with a gun, but I would not bet my life on it... :-) Edited February 22, 2013 by EyesWideOpen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Well hopefully this dog will not get drunk in bars like the regular police and start shooting people...... :-) Judging from a basic Google search, that seems to be more of a Texas thing: In the Feb. 19 shooting, the complaint states, "Officer Coronado gunned down 28-year-old Omar Ventura at Sherlocks in the River Oaks area. Omar was unarmed and sober. Officer Coronado shot Omar in the stomach causing Omar to 'bleed out' and eventually die after two surgeries at the hospital. While Omar was bleeding to death in the ambulance and undergoing surgeries in an attempt to save his life, other City of Houston Police Officers ... yanked his wife Rosa - who was not involved - from the back of the ambulance, keeping her from joining her husband for his final few precious minutes of life. The last words she heard from her husband as he lay in the parking lot bleeding and waiting for the ambulance to arrive were 'It hurts. Everything is going dark.' Thus the saying "don't mess with Texas". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesWideOpen Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) Well hopefully this dog will not get drunk in bars like the regular police and start shooting people...... :-)Judging from a basic Google search, that seems to be more of a Texas thing: In the Feb. 19 shooting, the complaint states, "Officer Coronado gunned down 28-year-old Omar Ventura at Sherlocks in the River Oaks area. Omar was unarmed and sober. Officer Coronado shot Omar in the stomach causing Omar to 'bleed out' and eventually die after two surgeries at the hospital. While Omar was bleeding to death in the ambulance and undergoing surgeries in an attempt to save his life, other City of Houston Police Officers ... yanked his wife Rosa - who was not involved - from the back of the ambulance, keeping her from joining her husband for his final few precious minutes of life. The last words she heard from her husband as he lay in the parking lot bleeding and waiting for the ambulance to arrive were 'It hurts. Everything is going dark.' Or a British Naval undertaking: Police investigating a naval rating shooting dead an officer on board a submarine were so alarmed by the crew's binge drinking that the chief constable was informed and he then contacted military authorities, an inquest has heard. Detective Superintendent Tony Harris interviewed the crew aboard HMS Astute following the shooting of Lieutenant Commander Ian Molyneux by Able Seaman Ryan Donovan, who was 76% above the drink-drive limit. That is your best defense using google?? Ok I am back in my chair after falling off it laughing .... :-) No mention in your first google story about the officer being drunk, and the relevance of drinking seamen completely escapes me.. Last week on Walking Street a Thai policeman was arrested for waving his gun around, and then he was arrested. This lovely episode was just after the Pattaya police declared Walking Street to be a tourist safety zone..... Story from Pattaya103.com " And it was here, at the Rock music Venue, in the early hours of Sunday morning that Authorities found an off duty Policeman who, after not being able to find a woman willing to dance with him, took to dancing with his Firearm. In a bar which is always well patronized by music lovers and others, the man stood out from the crowd as he staggered around near the stage clutching his weapon until, much to the relief of all around, he was relieved of his pistol and taken away by Volunteer and Thai Police who closely monitor the strip and were called in by the Bar owners." Edited February 22, 2013 by EyesWideOpen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supaprik Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Ever needed/wanted proof of the morons that run this joint? got it AGAIN..<deleted> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I wonder who is in charge of all this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) I think all the cops here should not be allowed to carry guns , this idea they come up with is that BIB needs a dog to carry the gun for them. The dog knows what to do .... he will run away Edited February 22, 2013 by balo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbamboo Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 This will be a detection dog and not a dog for apprehending criminals,labs are not used for biting. It is probably just a joke ,dog with a gun for the photo. The TV intelligensia tend to miss the point of anything not painfully literal quite often. If it appears in print, it must be 100% true (unless it's something negative about any farang in which case it's automatically 100% false). Every year on April 1, TV posts some absurd story and all the farang fish members keep biting at the bait. The more absurd the more fish caught. Why pick on April 1st? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) "OK it's embarrassing, going on patrol together, but he carries the peanuts for me, leaving me to deal with the 'naughty-monkeys' !" "Punk-haircut by James of Chiang Mai Zoo !" "Who Loves Ya, Baby ? Now Gimme the Lollipop ! Or the Human Gets It !" "Make My Day, Human Punk !" "200 Baht in Cash ? That Will Do Nicely !" Edited February 22, 2013 by Ricardo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Curtis Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I guess they both sat IQ and psychological tests. Wonder who got the best scores? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardtongue Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 It will not last well not unless the dog can be trained to take bribes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 "Yes, that's right, you might have seen me on 'Hawaii-Five-O', but I shot a couple of tourists dead, so they promoted me sideways to an inactive-post, in Thailand !" "My best mate is a prison-guard, in the 'monkey-house' !" "Would you like my autograph ? I can do his one too ... it's a two-for-one special-offer !" "I wanted to drive too, but the b**stads wouldn't let me, said I was too erratic, even for Traffic-Police, the nerve of it !" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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