Roof Repairs

The parish priest was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than was

expected, for repairs to the church building.

Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.
The substitute wanted to know what to play.

"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."

During the service, the parish priest paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty;

the roof repairs cost twice as much than was expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up!"

At that moment, the substitute organist played "The National Anthem"

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!