Horse Bet

There's a man sitting quietly in his seat watching a football match on TV, until suddenly a frying pan lands on his head.

The man falls to the ground seeing stars, focuses dazed he sees his wife and shouts her ....
- Are you crazy? What is going on?
- This is the paper that I found in the pocket of your pants and on which is written: "Marylou 0475 051116 " replies his wife
- Now you're really going mad explains the man. That is for my horse betting : Marylou, that's the name of the horse .... 04 is the fourth race.... 75 is my bet .... 05 is the number of the horse ... 11 is the type of bet and 16, the time of race!
The woman aghast stutters ...... "Excuse me, it will not happen again!"

Two days later .... [BWANG], he gets back to the frying pan on his head. Half unconscious, he yells at his wife
- Hell, you gone mad again ..... what is it this time?

- Your horse on the phone!