Od the dwarf accidentally eaten by a hippo!

Sorry to spoil it for you but it is a hoax news article. Or did you know that already and I should have let the joke run longer?

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2005/02/24/hippo-eats-dwarf.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippo_eats_dwarf

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

Sorry to spoil it for you but it is a hoax news article. Or did you know that already and I should have let the joke run longer?

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2005/02/24/hippo-eats-dwarf.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippo_eats_dwarf

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

There is a reason I chose the Farang Pub forum and not the News forum

Sorry to spoil it for you but it is a hoax news article. Or did you know that already and I should have let the joke run longer?

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2005/02/24/hippo-eats-dwarf.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippo_eats_dwarf

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

There is a reason I chose the Farang Pub forum and not the News forum

because you're not allowed to open a topic in the news forum ?

Sorry to spoil it for you but it is a hoax news article. Or did you know that already and I should have let the joke run longer?

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2005/02/24/hippo-eats-dwarf.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippo_eats_dwarf

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

There is a reason I chose the Farang Pub forum and not the News forum

because you're not allowed to open a topic in the news forum ?

Exactly!

In further news from the same circus it now turns out that Hilda the Hippo has developed a taste for human flesh, and is attacking members of the audience on a regular basis.

Here she is seen attacking Boris, a first time tourist from Russia. This is just moments after he lost his Speedos!