Woman says cow is her reincarnated husband

[Robby nz]

As has already been noted it is a bull not a cow.

And will eventually grow into a lot more bull.

[3SoiDogNight]

I just hope they're not having sex.

[ronthai]

From what I understand about reincarnation is that you come back higher "ranked" if you where a good person and lower "ranked" if you where bad.

You make up your mind if a cow is lower or higher in a small Thai village.

[Suradit69]

Tee Hee. Udder nonsense.

If it's a bull, as stated, that's not its udder that you're toying with.

There does seem to be a little gender identity issue. Probably would be better if they said it was ( a lot of ) bull rather than a cow.

[Tanlic]

Madam your under arrest for bestiality

But Officer that's my husband.

OH! That's ok carry on Madam

[slipperylobster]

I bet, late at night, that cow puts some good moo'ves on her.

[NRGF]

Did her husband shit on the floor too?

[Bluespunk]

why not...

Christians also believe some strange stuff, such as talking snakes donkeys and bushes, dividing the water for walking through the seabed, zombies, virgin birth, demons turned into pigs jumping from a cliff, etc.

Let the religious overcredulous believe what they want as long as it doesn't involve beheadings or bombs and making rules telling others how to live.

Missed a few of those beliefs in my childhood. Zombies? Demons turning into pigs? Jumping from cliffs? Talking donkeys?

[ginjag]

Did her husband shit on the floor too?

Not forgetting soon he will be able to get a HORN ON

[Songhua]

What's that black belt on the bed? Is he into leather?

[mrfill]

He'll be standing for parliament next

[ginjag]

I feel sorry for the lady, she wants taking into care, or needs help, come on think about the impact it will have on her kids.

To me this is a sad story and it looks as though local people have accepted it as normal.

If the young bull was outside and cared for in the normal fashion and she thought the same well o.k. BUT this. local authority should help the lady. Is the village head man sober ????

[manarak]

why not...

Christians also believe some strange stuff, such as talking snakes donkeys and bushes, dividing the water for walking through the seabed, zombies, virgin birth, demons turned into pigs jumping from a cliff, etc.

Let the religious overcredulous believe what they want as long as it doesn't involve beheadings or bombs and making rules telling others how to live.

Missed a few of those beliefs in my childhood. Zombies? Demons turning into pigs? Jumping from cliffs? Talking donkeys?

talking donkey: Numbers 22

demons and pigs who jumped from the cliff: Matthew 8

zombies: Zechariah 14

seems you've got some catching up to do!

:-)

[Songhua]

I bet, late at night, that cow puts some good moo'ves on her.

I'd like to see them heading to the market on the bike.

[joseph49]

pull the udder

one

[bangon04]

Is she having sex with it ?.

Somebody just had to ask......

[ratcatcher]

A male calf is not a cow.

Bullock!

(USA definition, not UK definition)

Quite correct sir.

The British prefer their bullocks without <deleted>, whereas the Americans prefer their bullocks to remain intact.

This is why the Brits are inclined to say "That's a load of old <deleted> when someone's spouting bull."

Not quite sure what the Thai translation would be. Could be useful here.

[sirchai]

According to Nittaya, Fon enters the house as if he owns the place and lays on her husband’s side of the bed after he finishes his meals.

Took a long time and discipline to make my wife understand that I've just changed my "outer" body.

Nothing is impossible in Sisaket. Absolute nothing. Just wondering why all people are starring at me.....-

[lee b]

Note to self- Dont drink anything while reading things like this. Laptop covered in coffee now hahaha

[realenglish1]

Well then I dont mind saying that the worm in the backyard was my brother re incarnated But now he has to re incarnate again . I did not find out until after he got squashed

[Phronesis]

Bull.

[kuiburi]

Funny to read all ur posts , love ur humor , she must be missing her husband very much , let her believe what she wants if it makes her happy . If she loves a cow , so what , Just hope she doen't read Thaivisa

[noisyboy]

Even after death, change of species, re-incarnation and geo-location, a male's value is determined by how much money he gets his wife... sigh..

[Dap]

....and of course...... cows never say no........never get headaches........don't play around with other woman....... don't have bad breath from drinking or smoking.....and oh my god that l...o...n...g coarse tongue......wifey's onto a winner here.....

Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat ....

[jaywalker]

Is she having sex with it ?.

Not yet, but she's expecting him to get more horny by the day

[puukao]

I bet his nickname while alive was "cash cow" and she took it literally.

[umbanda]

She got lucky...cows have big..........even Thai cows....

[kuiburi]

....and of course...... cows never say no........never get headaches........don't play around with other woman....... don't have bad breath from drinking or smoking.....and oh my god that l...o...n...g coarse tongue......wifey's onto a winner here.....

Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat ....

Coat ? Goat , sheep comes to my mind . An aussie mate of mine told me that Kiwi's wear doublesized boots , I start to figure out why

[rijb]

I hope she doesn't leave him for another cow.

[Bluespunk]

why not...

Christians also believe some strange stuff, such as talking snakes donkeys and bushes, dividing the water for walking through the seabed, zombies, virgin birth, demons turned into pigs jumping from a cliff, etc.

Let the religious overcredulous believe what they want as long as it doesn't involve beheadings or bombs and making rules telling others how to live.

Missed a few of those beliefs in my childhood. Zombies? Demons turning into pigs? Jumping from cliffs? Talking donkeys?

talking donkey: Numbers 22

demons and pigs who jumped from the cliff: Matthew 8

zombies: Zechariah 14

seems you've got some catching up to do!

:-)

I would but my atheism forbids me to do so. The sisters kept quiet about those little gems. I think whoever wrote them had eaten too many of those funny little mushrooms that grow whenever it rains in the bewilderness. ?