In only 3 months !

The rules are, you can post in any thread except "The Last Word"

In the "political" threads, you can join the Radical Right, the Loonie Left, or sit quietly in the corner and talk to yourself

Have fun !

He couldn't even find his way here, got lost in Pattaya it looks.

And regardless of what they say about "The last word" thread, it's the hottest (twice now) thing going. Welcome.

to Bedlam Mobi D'ark.

This special forum is the reward given to those who have achieved nothing, are nothing, and will never amount to nothing more. I have no doubt you will quickly find your way here.

The Bedlam Welcome Wagon

Tippaporn

Undistinguished and Intolerable Member

Ohh well he still hasnt found his way in, must be a bit slo on the uptake should fit right in round these parts

Congrats Mobi

I didn't get no fanfare when I was inducted...ah's just an ol' fool dats wants to entertain...

beware the entertainment aspect...could gets yo' ass run outta here (and the Forum) before you can blink...

I didn't get no fanfare when I was inducted...ah's just an ol' fool dats wants to entertain...

beware the entertainment aspect...could gets yo' ass run outta here (and the Forum) before you can blink...

Nor I .

Well , if I can't dazzle them with my brilliance , I can always baffel them with my bullshit ...

Nor I .

Well , if I can't dazzle them with my brilliance , I can always baffel them with my bullshit ...

Ahhh, that explains the smell !!

Hello, good evening and welcome Mobi but, BEWARE, there are some real "jumpy jacks" in this place.

to Bedlam Mobi D'ark.

This special forum is the reward given to those who have achieved nothing, are nothing, and will never amount to nothing more. I have no doubt you will quickly find your way here.

The Bedlam Welcome Wagon

Tippaporn

Undistinguished and Intolerable Member

Well...er... I don't know what to say..... Your welcome to something I didn't know existed overwhelms me.

After all, I'm just a simple lad from the other side of the tracks in Mabprachan - Mister Doomed forever to lose my way down the 3240 into Pattaya Nua.

What do I know of such things as bedlam???

Just quietly browsing through new posts as there's shit all happening in Pattaya - not even another cut 'n' paste job from dear old Brit, and I stumbled onto this... Bedlam --- er .. am I allowed to say crap? (probably not)

yes... I'm quite overcome with the kind words and expressions of welcome.... I'll have to go and confir with my dog for a while - she's the only being that never answers me back; just licks my face, whatever I say.

So thanks guys - girls - whatever

See you later, I guess...

See you later, I guess...

You do appear 'overwhelmed'

she's the only being that never answers me back; just licks my face, whatever I say.

I wish my wife was like this, especially the face licking bit

er .. am I allowed to say crap? (probably not)

Crap is ok....

totster

er .. am I allowed to say crap? (probably not)

Crap is ok....

totster

Most of whats spoken in here is crap anyway

er .. am I allowed to say crap? (probably not)

Crap is ok....

totster

Most of whats spoken in here is crap anyway

...the written stuff is even more naff

See you later, I guess...

You do appear 'overwhelmed'

Well I still am. Never been welcomed like this to anything before - not even to my own surprise birthday party!!

Cookie, my dog wasn't much comfort. She just chewed up my last remainng flip flop and sat smiling at me warily from a discrete distance. Her own little welcome I suppose.

Well, have to go and move the brother-in-law and wife for the umpteenth time, so no time to sit and stare.

Maybe I'll be less overwhelmed by tonght.

er .. am I allowed to say crap? (probably not)

Crap is ok....

totster

That's funny - I could have sworn there were more examples of words that are ok in my email

Very confusing - must be in bedlam