Dog talk

[hlfourie]

A few months ago my wife bought a cute little puppy, we named her Cindy. Well last night I'm sitting at my dining room table eating a steak, Cindy is jumping up for a piece steak, as dogs would do. I give her some steak and my wife asks why am giving Cindy my food, so I say because she said you never gave her any food today. My wife goes "I did I give her three time, why you say I not give Cindy food" so go its not me that said that it was Cindy and she said that you kick her when I'm at work in the day. At this stage the wife is close to tears and goes "Cindy tell lie I don't know why she tell you lie" , at this stage I burst into laughter and asked her if she really thinks dogs can talk and she goes "No, but maybe you can talk dog" . I thought this was quite a funny conversation that I thought I would share with you.

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[Puyai]

The scary thing is, I don't think she was joking!

[hlfourie]

The scary thing is, I don't think she was joking!

You are right, she was quite serious when she said it..

[Puyai]

The scary thing is, I don't think she was joking!

You are right, she was quite serious when she said it..

Don't worry, my lady's the same.

[lemoncake]

OP - classic story .

Few years ago, I was away in Cambodia for few days. When I returned I found a used condom in the house.

So I questioned GF at the time ...

Her answer was swift, she said " it was the dogs " - lol

PS. I have 3 dogs

Trying to keep straight face, I told her dogs already told me who it was and I basically described a Thai guy, ie Thai , black hair , short.

GF burst into tears and confessed, naturally she was kicked out, but funny enough to this day still thinks I knew from the dogs

[rene123]

The scary thing is, I don't think she was joking!

You are right, she was quite serious when she said it..

She had reason to be serious; an elderly friend of mine can talk to animals and they seem to understand him. I've seen him do it and just shake my head.

[chuang]

The scary thing is, I don't think she was joking!

You are right, she was quite serious when she said it..

She had reason to be serious; an elderly friend of mine can talk to animals and they seem to understand him. I've seen him do it and just shake my head.

I would like to seek the assistance of your friend to talk to my beagle, he seems to like pulling out plants from the garden...

[humbug]

if a partner is questioning me on why i am giving some meat to my dog i can bet your bottom dollar that when youre not around ,the dog starves on rice or some cheap chemical dry food all day long ,so when i know this i would say good riddence to the partner and find a new partner,one that understands that dogs need a nutritious diet not just a cheap diet

[lemoncake]

if a partner is questioning me on why i am giving some meat to my dog i can bet your bottom dollar that when youre not around ,the dog starves on rice or some cheap chemical dry food all day long ,so when i know this i would say good riddence to the partner and find a new partner,one that understands that dogs need a nutritious diet not just a cheap diet

There is always one to spoil the thread

[StreetCowboy]

If she's competent to keep the OP, but not the dog, then I think I would weigh up the pros and cons carefully. Maybe the dog could fend for itself, scavenging in bins, or as an international consultant, like the rest of us...

[kannot]

The scary thing is, I don't think she was joking!

You are right, she was quite serious when she said it..

She had reason to be serious; an elderly friend of mine can talk to animals and they seem to understand him. I've seen him do it and just shake my head.

Take your claim to Mr Randi and get some sense knocked back in to you or failing that join any religion and then you can really believe in fairy tales

[WitawatWatawit]

OP - write some numbers down on a piece of paper and give it to your lady, saying Cindy just gave you the winning lottery numbers. Then stand back and watch the fun.

[StreetCowboy]

OP - write some numbers down on a piece of paper and give it to your lady, saying Cindy just gave you the winning lottery numbers. Then stand back and watch the fun.

BAD DOG!

[stoneyboy]

Why for you kick my dog and call him f#ck off.

[Songhua]

And the whole time this is going on Cindy's thinking 'where's my next piece of steak?'

[StreetCowboy]

Why for you kick my dog and call him f#ck off.

He gave me the wrong lottery numbers

[WitawatWatawit]

Why for you kick my dog and call him f#ck off.

He gave me the wrong lottery numbers

I bet she doesn't even paws to think about it.

[hlfourie]

OP - write some numbers down on a piece of paper and give it to your lady, saying Cindy just gave you the winning lottery numbers. Then stand back and watch the fun.

LOL....I will try that

[Saan]

The scary thing is, I don't think she was joking!

You mean you can't talk dog? I talked to me dog for years and sometimes I forgot and talked to him after he died.

[Suradit69]

They can read too.

[mamypoko]

Thank you OP! Still have a smile.

Used to be a British, lady psychic popular on TV in the States that always heard dogs wanting to go on walkies.

Now only Cesar talks to dogs, but he's difficult to hear...he whisper's.

OP, stand by your phone. Hollywood cometh.

[Vipercatcher]

Well, my beagle dog, 'Gus', he can talk! He just chooses not to, because he hasn't found any one worth talking to yet!

[dao16]

I see people talk to dogs here all the time. I have started to talk to them, too. My favorite one was a day when I was waiting for a friend in front of the 7-11. A stray dog seemed intent on going inside, but wasn't tall enough to set off the automatic door. Then a lady was approaching the door and stopped before the sensor and started reasoning with the dog, saying things like "You know they don't allow dogs in there. This is for people. You need to go look for food over there" and on and on. This "conversation" lasted about 1 minute until someone came out of the door and the dog promptly went inside.

I wouldn't doubt if this has something to do with the whole reincarnation idea, but I am too lazy to research it.

[Cuban]

You would be wise to learn about dogs and why it is bad to feed them scraps from your plate while dining.

Whether you bother or not is your choice.

You also might seek to learn about women, making one cry over a trivial matter like this does not for a happy marriage make.

[johntren]

Have owned lots of dogs in my time (or they've owned me; your call) and the thing that freaks me out with all of them is the way they'll sometimes stare fixedly into your eyes for a long time. 'What's the news from Planet Dog?' I ask. 'Got a message for me, or what?' But my speaking doesn't cause them to break off eye contact, just go right on staring through me to the other side.

And we call Thais crazy.....

My partner has told the entire village that 'John loves the dogs more than me.' Well of course -- they really know how to lick face ......

[mickjn]

My last dogs name was Turner.He was only good for turning meat into shit

[NCFC]

my dog p*sses in the house. He says he can't stand the wallpaper.

[jmccarty]

Wish my dog could talk. Wait, no I don't!

[misterphil]

Why are you feeding a dog at the dining table? Thats the worst thing you can do. The dog will think that its ok to beg for food and when you are eating will sit there and wait for food.