Short Time Or Long Time

[Siam_seatsniffer]

Hi Everyone....

What is it with these Thai Ladys.....Do all of them sleep all day everyday???

Almost all the ladys i have had always refuse to wake up until the afternoon, some do leave to go home to their baby ( Thai boyfriend).....

And some of them say that Jap men give them 3000 baht for Short Time???

These Jap guys must be mad !!!! and that would be wrecking it for the rest of us ....nothing new i suppose.....

Does that mean that I will find the best looking Thai ladys at the Jap Bars and clubs???

Cheers

The Seat

[Bluecat]

What is it with these Thai Ladys.....Do all of them sleep all day everyday???

Almost all the ladys i have had always refuse to wake up until the afternoon, some do leave to go home to their baby ( Thai boyfriend).....

If the ladies you are talking about do not wake up before the afternoon, it means than sleeping is a far better alternative to what awaits them when they are awake,...

[Bangkok_Helicopter]

Hmmmmm

That sound like most BG'S.....and depends what gear they have on, some wont go out in the morning in Bkk wearing their bar outfit from the night before, so they stay in your bed.....so "mai bpen rai" and make the most of it.......

Then they go home and give your money to their Thai boyfriend !!!!

Every ounce of pleasure, always holds an equal share of pain..... oh..i mean requires an equal share of Baht !!!!

Regards

Chopper

[BKK_BACKDOORBANDIT]

No the Jap guys are not mad ( their women are kind of weird ) they are small with big wallets !!!!! easy baht for Thai lady......

Better than having a drunk 105kg Farang man pound them all night for 1500 baht!! u think Seat !!! ........

Whaaaaa

BDB

[saowalack]

1500 baht is that for all week my single days in early 80s was 100baht

p.s I forgot what do you get for your money these days

[BKK_BACKDOORBANDIT]

Hey Sniffy,

you forgot to ask "Why do all Thai ladees order room service when they get back to youre hotel room, pick at it, then leave almost all of it on the plate?

Do not forget my friend that I am arriving in Bbk Wednesday night with the legend who goes by the name of "The Nigro" (Nigs) so we will catch you at Nana Plaza in Angels Disco around 11pm. Beware the Nigro! make pain ur friend.

PS - Make sure you have 4 of the best looking girls in the world waiting for us, as the plane doesnt get in until 10pm! and we dont want to choose the 9/10 ones, when we can have 10/10.

The Bandit

[tutsiwarrior]

oh dear...anyone with the sobriquet 'big nig' upon entering a bar would have the girls running for cover...they have as much as they can handle with middle aged, moderately sized white men...

in a massage parlour in Jakarta I noted that an unassuming bule came into the bar and the girls all disappeared. The woman that I was talking to cuddled up to me as to demonstrate that she was taken. When I queried the disappearance of the girls to the back room she nodded to the new arrival and discreetly indicated the reason by holding her hands widely apart...

now some women apparently enjoy large proportioned men...witness madonna and the large sized famous basketball player in the US...seems unlikely in these parts...

[boNita aPPlebuM]

Thye refused to wake up before noon because

1. They do not want to go home and face their "pimp" boyfriend and the crying baby. It's nicer to sleep on a comfortable bed with room service being delivered.

2. They do not want to go out there and face reality. It's too hot and sticky.

3. Their cheap make-ups is ruined so there the real them reveals in the morning. I guess it's not such a pretty sight (unlike under the pink spotlights)

4. Their job description is required to be seen and active at night. Therefore, daytime does not fit the description.

OR

5. They are just plain old simple "LAZY"

Please realize that you are referring to a very small group of Thai females. The group that you chose to be in contact with.

It must be nice to stay in bed until noon

Maybe I am iin the wrong profession?!?

[Axel]

boNita aPPlebuM, to at least to 4 of your 5 points I agree to.

I myself promised to my wife that I will exchange her for something better, once I find her. But than, the ideal partner I am looking for is the one who drives me home in her own Mercedes, dumps me there and say "Darling I love you so much, call me, when you are sober."

Now this would be a challenge!

[johnnyk]

Of course they sleep until 3pm.

They blew and shagged four guys before you walked in.

Tthen they had to work you over, taking an hour to coax life into your willy.

By the time they got any shuteye at all it was 6:30am.

[boNita aPPlebuM]

boNita aPPlebuM, to at least to 4 of your 5 points I agree to.

I myself promised to my wife that I will exchange her for something better, once I find her. But than, the ideal partner I am looking for is the one who drives me home in her own Mercedes, dumps me there and say "Darling I love you so much, call me, when you are sober."

Now this would be a challenge!

" Darling ... I love you so much ... call me when you are sober"

You know, I have a Mercedes ... It's got 20 windows and 2 doors plus a driver. How fancy ...

The thing is 3.50 Baht a preson to get on.

[boNita aPPlebuM]

OPPS

I must've typed wayyyy to fast ...

I was gonna say

The thing is it would cost 3.50 a person to get on

ps. I hope you still wanna go on a date with me

[dr_Pat_Pong]

OPPS

I must've typed wayyyy to fast ...

I was gonna say

The thing is it would cost 3.50 a person to get on

ps. I hope you still wanna go on a date with me

Heheheheh sounds ' different ' and so much cheaper than the Skytrain

[Axel]

OPPS

I must've typed wayyyy to fast ...

I was gonna say

The thing is it would cost 3.50 a person to get on

ps. I hope you still wanna go on a date with me

No problem there, but on the weekend let's try these Siemens-cars. They use them on the skytrain and soon? on the subway.

Have A/C

[boNita aPPlebuM]

The skytrain costs too much.

40 Baht = two bowls of noodles

Is it qualified as mass transportation? Or is my so-called "Mercedes" the only main source of affordable mass transportation?

I know it's got nothing to do with the topic, but I was just wondering.

ps. We should all go on a date. We'll get a TUK TUK. I can bargain like a crazy woman. What do you think?

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Axel is on a promise ....Axel is on a promise .... lucky man

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Bonita, how come you changed your avatar? Snoopy has dampened your allure.

[boNita aPPlebuM]

Snoopy?

It works? I was trying to channge it to snoopy so many times but I guess I look like A. Jolie too much.

I like snoopy too ... the coolest beagle in the whole wide world!

[Axel]

Axel is on a promise ....Axel is on a promise .... lucky man

Dr. we should keep it among the closest and perhaps 200 most intimate friends.

I mean how many can fit in a 20 window, 2 door Mercedes.

Bonita, perhps we settle down for one of these small green things and let everybody follow by Tuk-Tuks.

What a parade.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Axel is on a promise ....Axel is on a promise .... lucky man 

Dr. we should keep it among the closest and perhaps 200 most intimate friends.

I mean how many can fit in a 20 window, 2 door Mercedes.

Bonita, perhps we settle down for one of these small green things and let everybody follow by Tuk-Tuks.

What a parade.

Can the 200 followers also get intimate with her Axel ? The Gang Bang of the Century

[Rossi]

OPPS

I must've typed wayyyy to fast ...

I was gonna say

The thing is it would cost 3.50 a person to get on

ps. I hope you still wanna go on a date with me

As far as I know the price for the bus was raised to 4.00 Baht in February...

ROSSI

[boNita aPPlebuM]

WOW ... I havent been back home for a while ... had no idea there was a 50 cents increase ...

dr. pat ...

am gonna need 51 more people so i can beat anna chung (i think that's her name)'s world record