Russian Man Shows His Penis To 7-11 Cashiers

[zydeco]

Was it a hold-up?

No, he was "short" changed.

Trying to dicker over the price.

[Trickcyclist]

when he showed it he said that he was looking for a corn plaster.

The 7/11 girl exclaimed: "That's not a foot."

To which the Ruski replied:

"Well, its a good six inches!"

[Midfield General]

After waking up and having his breakfast i wonder at what point of the day did this character decide it would be a good idea to enter a 7/11 and show the staff his bell end.

''What will i do today? Mmmmm well i could go to the beach, relax by the pool, do a bit of shopping at Central Festival or even take a boat trip across to Koh Larn.... No to hell with all that i think i will go into that 7/11 and show them my cock.''

[manxlad]

maybe he was there trying to buy the DVD, 'from Russia with love' and just thought a demo was easier than trying to speak thai

[BreadBaker]

alright guys, enough dick jokes. we need to stop WANKING around and enjoy the story.

Cumming up with Dick jokes is really HARD..

Stop making these dick jokes, they really BLOW...

And if he was tossing it then i would say:

I think I almost had a STROKE reading this story.

Jizz stop already. Cum on guys....

AND his friends are JERKS..

[Arkady]

Time for a crackdown on foreign flashers.

[jackr]

LOS, where you can find The ''Creme de la Creme'' of farang society.

Pattaya, where you can find The ''Creme de la Creme'' of farang society.

I think u will find England holds that title by a long way

You better believe it! Just think, without them you and yours would still be rolling around in the mud.

[itchybum]

He said 'penis' ...

[surangw]

Was it a hold-up?

No, he was "short" changed.

he is charged with assault with a friendly weapon

Trying to dicker over the price.

[Amusements]

He must of been wearing a really old pair of Russian underpants, still suffering from Chernobyl fall out.

[sirchai]

A Good Samaritan chased the man away, before police arrested him as he wandered in his neighbourhood.

Guess the "Good Samaritan" chased him for sexual reasons. Was it Mr. Cockroach?-

[Somchai Mao]

You want bun with that sir?